When first spoken to[]
- Player: Hi, I'd like to access my account.
- Chris: Today's bank is brought to you by Aubury's Rune Shop, your one stop shop for that last rune drop!
- Chris: Oh, it's you Dave. Did you you know that we have a special competition on today?
- Player: That's nice, but I just want to access my account.
- Chris: We're being sponsored by Aubury's Rune Shop. You could win a prize!
- Player: I just want to access... wait, prize? What prize?
- Chris: An earth rune.
- Player: A whole earth rune?
- Chris: That's right! A magnificent prize!
- Player: I'm in!! What do I have to do?
- Chris: Well Dave, all you have to do is correctly guess the number of runes in this jar.
- The banker holds up an almost entirely empty jar.
- Chris: As you can see, we've already given out quite a lot of prizes.
- Chris: Would you care to take a guess?
- Player: But there's only one rune in that jar.
- Chris: Final answer?
- Player: Yes. There's clearly only one rune in the jar.
- Chris: I'm sorry Dave, but I'm going to have to press you. Are you *quite sure*?
- Player: Yes. Wait, no. Yes! One rune!
- Chris: You win!
- Chris: One earth rune to you, congratulations!
- The banker removes the earth rune from the jar and hands it over to you.
- Chris: Aubury's Rune Shop, your one stop shop for that last rune drop!
- Chris: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
- Player: My account?
- Chris: Of course.
After first speaking to[]
- Player: Hi, I'd like to access my account.
- Chris: Of course. Visit the Varrock Sword Shop today for a fine steal on some fine steel. They're slashing prices!