- Player: How come I can understand you without using magic?
- Monkey: I'm so cheeky I break the rules of the game!
- Player: Reported for bug abuse.
- Monkey: Awww...
- Monkey: Heh heh heh...
- Player: What are you up to?
- Monkey: Nothing?
- Player: Then why is it that I don't believe you?
- Monkey: Baseless paranoia?
- Monkey: Hey, can we stop for bananas?
- Player: Well we could, but I really don't have time.
- Monkey: Fine. I'll just steal any I see.
- Player: Just try not to steal anything else while you are at it.
- Player: Wait, where is my gold pouch?
- Monkey: Search me.
- Player: That sounds like a very good idea.
- Monkey: Oh look, here it is. I must have picked it up when you dropped it.