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Balnea: Hi, [Player name]. What can I do for you today?
Player: So, how's business?
Balnea: Word seems to be spreading and, now that we've launched, we're beginning to drill down and strategize about long-term bench-marking and sure-fire value-adding propositions. Would you like to be involved in some horizon scanning? We could use someone with your talent for joined-up thinking and can-do ideation as we upsize this venture to the next level.
Player: Ah, yes. Now I remember why I was never going to talk to you again.