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HeraldsEdit

  • Player: What's happening?
  • Herald: A skeletal dog has appeared near the lodestone in Burthorpe!
  • Herald: And there are rumours that Death's house has been invaded by ghosts!
  • Player: Hmmm...I wonder if Death will pay me to get rid of them.
  • Herald: I've heard spooky whispers that he is offering a new set of armour to those that help out.
  • Player: Thanks for the information!

MuncherEdit

  • Muncher: Woof woof!
  • Player: What's that, Muncher? Death's fallen down a well?
  • Muncher: Whiiiine?
  • Player: He's not fallen down a well, but his house is filled with evil ghosts?
  • Muncher: Woof!
  • Player: And he needs my help to get rid of them?
  • Muncher: Woof woof!
  • Player: Well what are we waiting for? Take me to him, Muncher!
    • Player: What's that Muncher?
      • Muncher: Woof woof woof!
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? The Edgeville monks have decided to worship Evil Dave instead of Saradomin?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Saradomin has been arrested for shoplifting?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Party Pete is opening a new mosh pit combat dungeon?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Zanik's got her head stuck in some railings?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Seren has begun to perform the Lambada: the forbidden dance?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? You know how to save me money on my cart insurance?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Braindeath 'Rum' is actually just very strong tea?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Ozan managed to pin both his feet to the floor with his arrows?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Someone opened that trapdoor? And there was something down there?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? The next combat update will combine agility and attack to make...gymkata?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? The Chaos Elemental is trapped under an overturned haycart?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Cheese can now be used to make armour?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Ariane fell in the creek and can't get out?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Everyone's completionist cape is rigged to explode?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? The Raptor bought a new helmet and now his armour is too heavy for him to move around in?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Sea slugs are the superior life form?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? King Roald touched his Oldscape duplicate and exploded?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Trouble Brewing is the best minigame ever?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? The Goblin Village will host the next Gielinor Games?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Bandos has been rebuilt into Mecha-Bandos, and is threatening to destroy the world?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? The Duke of Lumbridge has been trapped in a burning barn?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Rimmington has broken away from the land and is now floating off into the sunset?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Pirates are actually bad guys?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Brassica has turned into chocolate?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? A new combat style, 'melgic', is going to replace melee and magic?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Zaros is filled with delicious beef jerky?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Trader Stan's boat sunk off the coast of Karamja?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? Marimbo is climbing a huge tower with Holstein under her arm, while his friends shoot arrows at her from the backs of giant eagles?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? This message will self-destruct in five seconds?
        • Player: What's that, Muncher? It's the end of the world as we know it?
      • Muncher: Whimper...
      • Player: No? Well, I guess I really just don't understand you.
    • Player: Take me to Death's House.
      • The player is teleported to Death's house.
    • Player: Let me see the rewards.
      • Reward shop opens

DeathEdit

  • Death: Mortal, time is short, so I will be brief.
  • Death: Melzar the Mad has launched an attack upon my house, releasing untold ghosts under his command to form his army.
  • Death: If you and your mortal companions will aid me in ridding my home of these distractions I will reward you greatly.
  • Death: Here; a friend of mine has created this weapon for you to use.
    • Player: What's going on here?
      • Death: As I said before, Melzar the Mad has launched an attempt to invade my house with an army of ghosts.
      • Death: I believe he is doing so to try and gain control of my domain.
      • Death: This would allow him the power he seeks to resurrect the dead of Crandor, although those spirits have moved on long ago.
    • Player: What do you want me to do?
      • Death: You need to equip the proto pack and search the house for ghosts.
      • Death: You can gather the ectoplasm left by the ghosts to charge your proto pack for a short time.
      • Death: Combine your fire with those of other mortals to banish more troublesome spirits.
      • Death: Be warned: the ghosts here can terrify even the stoutest heart and may cause you to faint or flee.
      • Death: Summoning the most terrifying of them requires demonic ectoplasm, but the rewards will be great when you dismiss them.
      • Death: Keep to the moonlight if you wish to regain your composure, although while stood there you will be unable to attack.
    • Player: Why do you need help with these ghosts?
      • Death: I am Death, the Grim Reaper, the being who severs the final threads of life from the body.
      • Death: Although, for all this power, it is beyond my remit to destroy or banish ghosts.
      • Death: They have already died. My grasp on them is no greater than yours.
      • Death: And against foes this numerous I need the help of mortals such as yourself.
      • Player: But can't Icthlarin help?
      • Death: Not in this case. Melzar has chosen well, for many of these spirits have never been to the underworld and thus lie outside Icthlarin's power too.
    • Player: What can you give me?
      • Death: Such a fascination with material gain. Yes, mortal, I can reward you.
      • Death: For each ghost you dismiss I will keep a tally. I will allow you to exchange these points for rewards.
      • Death: These rewards include a suit of armour that will give you extra damage and experience when fighting ghosts.
      • Death: I will also bestow upon you the ability to burn bones on a bonfire. This cremation ability will offer the bones to the gods to help gain favour from them.
      • Death: And some of the ghosts will drop an ectoplasmator, if you do not possess one already.
      • Death: Sadly this item will not work with the proto pack so you will not gain prayer experience for defeating these ghosts as you would normally.
      • Death: In addition chests will spawn in the house frequently. You can claim rewards from these, as well as items that will calm you without having to seek out moonlight.
    • Player: I think I'd best go.
      • Death: Be off with you.

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