A straight wig is an item used in the Rocking Out quest. It is given to the player by Captain Braindeath in order to fool the bartender of The Rusty Anchor into purchasing some of Captain Braindeath's 'rum'. To do this the player dons the disguise, followed by several others, and poses as a number of customers seeking Braindeath's 'rum'. This fools the bartender into thinking that there is a high demand for the 'rum' and he will then sign an order for some.
After tricking the bartender, the straight wig, along with all other disguises, will automatically disappear. After the quest, however, players can get their disguises back from Captain Braindeath. Players who lose any of their disguises before tricking the bartender can get a free replacement from Captain Braindeath back on Braindeath Island.
Players cannot equip nor unequip this item within The Rusty Anchor building. Trying to do so results in the "You should go outside and get changed there." message in the chatbox. This effect prevails even after successfully tricking the bartender and receiving the order from him.
Female player characters gain green eyes while wearing this wig (as opposed to the normal hazel/brown eyes).