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  • Conversation 1
    • Spirit cockatrice: Is this what you do for fun?
    • Player: Sometimes. Why, what do you do for fun?
    • Spirit cockatrice: I find things and glare at them until they die!
    • Player: Well...everyone needs a hobby, I suppose.
  • Conversation 2
    • Spirit cockatrice: You know, I think I might train as a hypnotist.
    • Player: Isn't that an odd profession for a cockatrice?
    • Spirit cockatrice: Not at all! I've already been practicing!
    • Player: Oh, really? How is that going?
    • Spirit cockatrice: Not good. I tell them to look in my eyes and that they are feeling sleepy.
    • Player: I think I can see where this is headed.
    • Spirit cockatrice: And then they just lie there and stop moving.
    • Player: I hate being right sometimes.
  • Conversation 3
    • Spirit cockatrice: Come on, lets have a staring contest!
    • Player: You win!
    • Spirit cockatrice: Yay! I win again!
    • Player: Oh, it's no contest alright.
  • Conversation 4
    • Spirit cockatrice: You know, sometimes I don't think we're good friends.
    • Player: What do you mean?
    • Spirit cockatrice: Well, you never make eye contact with me for a start.
    • Player: What happened the last time someone made eye contact with you?
    • Spirit cockatrice: Oh, I petrified them really good! Ooooh...okay, point taken.
    • Player: I'm glad we had this chat.
  • Conversation 5 (If the player has a mirror shield equipped.)
    • Spirit cockatrice: You know, I'm sensing some trust issues here.
    • Player: I'm not sure I know what you are talking about.
    • Spirit cockatrice: What are you holding?
    • Player: A mirror shield.
    • Spirit cockatrice: And what do those do?
    • Player: Mumblemumble...
    • Spirit cockatrice: What was that?
    • Player: It protects me from your gaze attack.
    • Spirit cockatrice: See! Why would you need one unless you didn't trust me?
    • Player: Who keeps demanding that we stop and have staring contests?
    • Spirit cockatrice: How about we drop this and call it even?
    • Player: Fine by me.
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