'A Well-Designed Quest'
Sir Ceril Carnillean
1. Creep through ancient cobweds into a sinister cave.
2. Perform a death-defying stunt to get past some obstacles.
3. Sneak past some patrolling guards.
4. Disable some fiendish traps.
5. Disguise as a humble maid to get a jail guard drunk.
6. Slay some guardian dragons.
7. Untie a damsel in distress.
8. Return home loaded with riches.
9. Don't forget to make the cave look good.