|Release date||1 September 2010 (Update)|
|Location||Seer's Village courthouse|
|Examine|| A citizen of RuneScape.|
|Notable features||Victim in The Sandwich Lady vs The People Court Case|
Simon Sez is an NPC featured in the Court Case of The Sandwich Lady vs The People. He plays the "victim" to the crime after being attacked by her for choosing the wrong free food - this follows suit to the behaviour of the Sandwich Lady, who used to assault players and teleport them to random locations if they chose the wrong food item.