This article is about the dwarf. For the human, see Rupert.
Rupert the Beard
Rupert in underwear Rupert the Beard
Release date 4 June 2007 (Update)
Race Dwarf
Members Yes
Quest NPC Grim Tales
Location(s) South of the Mind altar
Sells items No
Gender Male
Examine In tower: A dwarf. He seems to be in his underwear!

After quest: A dwarf.

Rupert the Beard location
Drain pipe chathead
Rupert the Beard chathead

Rupert the Beard is a friendly yet odd dwarf who speaks in a funny way, quite similar to Sir Tiffy Cashien, "that namby pamby nincompoop". When his good friend Winkin the gnome farmer was captured by Nora T. Hagg, a notorious witch resident nearby Taverley, he went to rescue him but was captured and held in a tower by Princess Miazrqa of Asgarnia, who received a fake reason for the imprisonment from her second cousin twice removed Nora. While snooping in Nora's house, Rupert found a potion which he put into his helmet, unbeknownst that it was a hair growth potion, which explains the length of his beard. During Grim Tales, a lost pendant is retrieved for the princess, who agrees to free Rupert. His armour has a special compartment to store his facial hair in.


  • Rupert's long beard is based upon the Grimm brothers' fairy tale of Rapunzel.
Rupert the beard in tower

Rupert the Beard trapped in the tower.

Rupert's beard

Rupert's long, long beard.