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Contents 1 Quotes 1.1 Oddly's Liver 1.2 Matt edits! (almost) 1.3 Wrong Window 1.4 Dog food 1.5 Pantsless 1.6 /do what? 1.7 What starts with P and ends in orn? 1.8 Ping 1.9 Nothing bad 1.10 A severed finger, Happy Meals and the Main Page 1.11 Buckets, poison, and the Queen Black Dragon 1.12 Bathroom Stuff 1.13 Pick A Side 1.14 No one's watching! 1.15 Hooker Action Mewtwo 1.16 roonscape 1.17 Gay 1.18 Hippy 1.19 Lone-lyyy 1.20 Gender 1.21 The Rs Commandments 1.22 Whatever Floats Your Boat 1.23 Eh 1.24 Vote 1.25 Busted 1.26 A boy 1.27 b0rk3d 1.28 Proof he's a boy 1.29 RuneScape Weddings 1.30 Candygirl 1.31 Speckle's box 1.32 Number Talk 1.33 Kick 1.34 Swear Word Alphabet 1.35 Is your Butt on Fire? 1.36 Food 1.37 Crude

Quotes

Oddly's Liver

<ChristineV> where's Oddly?
<Tesfan> I killed him, and ate his liver
<ChristineV> !!!!!
<ChristineV> Yay

Matt edits! (almost)

<MattDegoth>  edited ^_^
<MattDegoth> i edited =P
<MattDegoth> for once ^_^
<Chian8r> u werent logged in!!!
<Chian8r> :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MattDegoth> ,,|,, -.-
<Chian8r> ...-.-
<MattDegoth> >:|-|----(

Wrong Window

[23:11] <Themurasame> I hate you all	 
[23:11] <Themurasame> Oh shit	 
[23:11] <Themurasame> Wrong window. XD

Dog food

<Nifty> Geddy-up, Jonathan. ^^
* Twisol|WoW runs around
* Nifty throws up.
* Twisol|WoW shrugs; his hair is already that color anyways
<Nifty> Lol.
<Twisol|WoW> ...unless.. what did you eat today? >_>
<Nifty> Um....
<Themurasame> More cat food?
<Nifty> It was dog food. >_>

Pantsless

<Twisol> but I'm taking a leaf out of Speckle's book right now
<ChristineV> Noooo
<ChristineV> You're pantsless..
<ChristineV> aren't you?
<Twisol> XD
<Twisol> Yep XD
<ChristineV> whyyyyyyyy?
<Twisol> cause nothing goes with the shirt?
<ChristineV> nothing goes with the shirt, therefore you choose nothing?
<ChristineV> rofl
<Twisol> yes XD

/do what?

<Gangsterls> i can /do u
<Twisol> Yes, have Gangster /do you.
<ChristineV> I want you!
<Twisol> Christine: you want me to /do you?
<Twisol> XD
<ChristineV> Maybe -.-
<Don_Zaloog> XD
<ChristineV> I'm boredddddddddd
* Twisol does Christine XD
<Gangsterls> im gonna /do u

What starts with P and ends in orn?

 <Don_Zaloog> a kid in my class thought porn means popcorn....
 <Twisol> Lol Don, I heard that one
 <Don_Zaloog> in context...
 <Don_Zaloog> Quotes Jake: " I ate caramel porn when i watched Shrek 3"
 <Don_Zaloog> lol
 <Twisol> LOLOLOLOL

Ping

<Oddlyoko> [ChristineV PING reply]: 0secs
<Oddlyoko> I ping'd her
<Oddlyoko> 0secs
<ChristineV> You what'ed me?
<ChristineV> O_O

Nothing bad

<ChristineV> Someone on RS just said "let's be bad girls tonight and go to victoria's secret"
<Hyenaste> lmfao
<ChristineV> Did you know playboy isn't censored in RS?
<ChristineV> At least
<Nafset> I do now
<ChristineV> Last time I checked
<Whiplash> Oh well nothing bad in playboy

A severed finger, Happy Meals and the Main Page

<Tesfan> Whip, how did your secound test of the main page go?
<Whiplash> Like how someone reacts when they find out a severed finger is in ther Happy Meal.
<Tesfan> Lmao

Buckets, poison, and the Queen Black Dragon

<JWR|Wolf_King> The poison didn't work..............
<Syugecin> uh-oh
<Tirrian> hiya people
* Syugecin puts his buckets in the dumpster
<JWR|Wolf_King> I want my money back!
<ChristineV> no bucketssssssss!!!!!!!
<Syugecin> ?
<Tirrian> rofl
<Tesfan> You suer you bought the right kinda, Wolf?
<Tirrian> christine has a thing fer buckets
<JWR|Wolf_King> Yer friend sold me them.
* Syugecin is selling the dumpster
<JWR|Wolf_King> I'll just mail him anthrax.
<cAsHmAn> I added the shark hitting thing to the QDB!
<Tirrian> <yes? hello? yeah, I'd like to speak to homeland security about some mail>
<Syugecin> QBD?
<Syugecin> Queen Black Dragon?
<cAsHmAn> Wtf
<JWR|Wolf_King> Never mind, poison is finally takin effect....

This is many lines, but there are 3 things going on I just had to add. -Da Cashman

Bathroom Stuff

<Syu|bathroom> ......
*** Syu|bathroom is now known as Syu|mighttalk
<Tarikochi> how are you here and in the bathroom at the same time?
<Syu|mighttalk> I came back
<Tesfan> He has a computer in the bathroom
* Syu|mighttalk bites back a bad adjetive
<Tesfan> That, or REALLY long arms
<Tesfan> lol
<Tarikochi> oh right
<Syu|mighttalk> -.-

Pick A Side

<Ice> pat
<Ice> i think drop is world 35 edge
<Patcong> ahh who cares, i bet the drop sucks just like he did the first time
<Patcong> my drop is gonna own his nooby cheap ass drop lol
<Tarikochi> i have more valuables than you ever did patcong
<Patcong> ahh who cares?
<Patcong> you just popped out of nowhere and said i own u
<Patcong> least i dont play 24/7 and dont excerisise fatty
<Patcong> lol
<Patcong> ice
<Patcong> ever watched south park?
<Patcong> have you seen the episode of world of warcraft?
<Patcong> that fat guy that was killling everyone, im sure he looks just like tari
<Ice> lol
<Ice> tari: what rares do you have?
<Tarikochi> green party hat, mask set, santa, and 8 easters, pretty much it
<Patcong> pwn! you play alot
<Ice> pat
<Ice> you just got pwned
<Patcong> yeah, in runescape, thats just a secondary in life
<Patcong> try doing something like get off the couch fatty
<Ice> tari has more rares than you can dream of having
<Patcong> again, runescape, do you people think runescape is first in life?
<Patcong> if thats true than ur just like tari

This is funny, but it also seems like a personal attack to me. And I've seen that episode of South Park! =D -Da Cashman

No one's watching!

<Tirrian> hiya peoples, just checkin in, how's it goin?
<Tirrian> wow, everone is gone
* Tirrian sighs
* Tirrian dances ridiculously, since no one is watching anyways...
<Jerry|Occupied> 0_0
* Jerry|Occupied videotopes
* Jerry|Occupied videotapes*
<Jerry|Occupied> Blackmailage!
* Tirrian screams and ducks behind a door
<Tirrian> let me at least get some clothes on!!!

Thanks Tirrian, the vid made quite a bit of cash for me. -Jerry

Hooker Action Mewtwo

<Otter-Man> omg
<Otter-Man> It's HOOKER ACTION MEWTWO!
<Otter-Man> With unique $5 powers that give you a RANDOMLY-GENERATED STD

roonscape

[09:31:22] <Ilyas259> damn it's runescape not roon
[09:31:45] <Tarikochi> roonscape, goothan, roons
[09:31:59] <Ilyas259> no omg tarik it's rune
[09:32:00] <Mura> Hay Ilyas, it's called roonscape, don't you know anything?
[09:32:22] <Ilyas259> yeah i'm wondering if you do
[09:32:36] <Ilyas259> er.. my client says runescape
[09:32:48] <Ilyas259> safari and mozila and ie6 and ie7 say runescape
[09:32:51] <Mura> Geez, playing the game after all this time and you still don't know
[09:33:03] <Ilyas259> no i know i'm not sure if you two do
[09:33:11] <Tarikochi> roonscape

Because some people are so easy to mess with. - Themurasame

Gay

*** Gay_Fox [i=45d602bf@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-b0611492433e33b1] has joined #rswiki
<Gay_Fox> Shit
*** Gay_Fox is now known as Guy_Fox
<Guy_Fox> -.-;
<Mura_Busy> Did you do that on purpose?
<Guy_Fox> What do you think

My heterosexuality is always being challenged these days. -Jerry

Hippy

<Guy_Fox> I used to be a hippy player
<Cashm4n> O_o

<Guy_Fox> Didn't want to cut trees or hunt animals
<C4shm4n> I take it you were lvl 3, too?
<Guy_Fox> I was lvl 81 at that time
<C4shm4n> Oh.
<C4shm4n> You were a hippy who's seen combat.
<Guy_Fox> Maybe I shouldn't have used that term
<C4shm4n> Rofl

- Well hippys only protect the environment and animals dosen't mean he couldn't have trained off of people. Whiplash 19:35, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Lone-lyyy

I was by myself for a bit, no one was around, and I had some inspiration come to me. As no-one was there to witness this, you'll have to take my word :o) ^TIRRIAN_GANT ^(TALK) 18:08, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Pff. Lyrical ripoff of another song. XD Oddlyoko ^talk 23:26, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Not a rip-off, deliperate plagarism ;o) ^TIRRIAN_GANT ^(TALK) 22:06, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

* Tirrian stumbles in

<Tirrian> Lone-lyyyyyyy

<Tirrian> I'm so lone-lyyyyyy!

<Tirrian> I have no-bodyyyyy

<Tirrian> to call my owwwwnnnnnn oooooo

<Tirrian> i'm so lone-lyyyy

<Tirrian> i'm mr lone-lyyyy

<Tirrian> I have no-bodyyyy

<Tirrian> to call my owwwnnnnn

<Tirrian> i'm so lone-lyyyy!

Gender

* JWR|Privateer	puts Tes in the brig and convicts her of treason and esponiage
<Tarikochi> you have two more HP lvlz than me
<CoolSpy0> Wait. Tesfan is a girl?
* JWR|Privateer	then executes her
<Tarikochi> yesfan iz a gurl XD
<Tesfan> *H*him
<Tarikochi> XD XD XD XD XD

The Rs Commandments

<ALEX-Long> lol. ok, btw anyone interested in a lvl 83 acc with 83 fletching and a lot of other good non-cbt stats?
*** mode/#rswiki [+o Mura_Busy] by ChanServ
<KillswitchEngage> ...
* Speckle sighs..
<ALEX-Long> :P
<KillswitchEngage> You broke the runescape 15 commandments =p
*** ALEX-Long was kicked from #rswiki by Mura_Busy [No account trading/selling/whatever]
<Mura_Busy> Riiiiiight
<Mura_Busy> ...
<KillswitchEngage> lol
<KillswitchEngage> #12 Thy shall not sell accounts ^_^ rofl
<Speckle> :P 
<Mura_Busy> That reminds me, if I saw myself two years ago I'd punch myself in the face

Whatever Floats Your Boat

[21:01:27] <Christine|afk> oh and wowbagger hates me
[21:01:33] <wowbagger> =(
[21:01:34] <Lazarus> Eh, whatever floats your boat
[21:01:44] <Christine|afk> he does
[21:01:48] <Lazarus> ...
[21:02:00] <Christine|afk> ?
[21:02:04] <Christine|afk> oh >_<

Eh

<Ice> eh
<Mura_Away> <Ice> eh
<Ice> ...
<Tes|Homework> <Mura_Away> <Ice> eh
<Speckledorph> <Tes|Homework> <Mura_Away> <Ice> eh
<Ice> huh
<Mura_Away> Stop highlighting me
<Tes|Homework> <Ice> huh
<Tes|Homework> <Speckledorph> <Tes|Homework> <Mura_Away> <Ice> eh
<Christine|afk> <Tes|Homework> <Speckledorph> <Tes|Homework> <Mura_Away> <Ice> eh
<Christine|afk> delayed ftw
<Tes|Homework> <Christine|afk> <Tes|Homework> <Speckledorph> <Tes|Homework> <Mura_Away> <Ice> eh
<Speckledorph> <Christine|afk> <Tes|Homework> <Speckledorph> <Tes|Homework> <Mura_Away> <Ice> eh
<Speckledorph> >.>
<Tes|Homework> lol
<Tes|Homework> <Speckledorph> <Christine|afk> <Tes|Homework> <Speckledorph> <Tes|Homework> <Mura_Away> <Ice> eh
*** Mura_Away [n=Machiave@66-215-97-207.dhcp.malb.ca.charter.com] has quit []
<Christine|afk> lol we pissed her off with highlighting
<Tes|Homework> lol
<Speckledorph> Lol.

Vote

<JerryN> Bah, if you're voting Obama, you're sexist, if you're voting Clinton,  you're racist,
<JerryN> if you're a conservative, you're both.

So vote Oprah, then you're neither!  ^GANGSTERLS   _talk18:02, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

If only life was that easy. Momento Mori _{Real Pain}^{Not Champagne}21:00, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Busted

<JWR|Privateer> I have never even typed the word "narutard" till just now.
<Mura> [21:04:21] <JWR|Privateer> XD She's a narutard!
<Mura> [21:04:24] <Tarikochi> even haz snakez, dunno, but doez makez it kinki0r
<Mura> [21:04:31] <JWR|Privateer> Finally some dirt!
<Mura> Lies
<Tarikochi> OWNED (H)!!!
<CR|Away> LOL XD
<JWR|Privateer> Oh, damn.

A boy

* JWR|Privateer grabs himself
<JWR|Privateer> This is a boy

b0rk3d

<Cool_Spy0> T3h W1k1 15 b0rk3d lolz
<Cool_Spy0> And apparently Tarikochi rubbed off on me. >.>
<ChristineV> that's more like puremexican speaking
<Cool_Spy0> Tarimexican, whatever. :P
<Cool_Spy0> Seriously though, I don't know what made me do that.
<VimesCarrot> She rubbed you off?
<VimesCarrot> Sorry, I wasn't paying attention
<VimesCarrot> Did you video it?
<Twisol> ...LOL
* Cool_Spy0 slaps Vimes.
<Cool_Spy0> That was needed.

Proof he's a boy

* JWR|Privateer has proof he is a boy, as Christine has seen...
<wowbagger421> 0_o
<JWR|Privateer> She has proof I look like a boy....
<Twisol> LOL
<VimesCarrot> centimetres?
<JWR|Privateer> ...
<Twisol> LOL
<ChristineV> XD
<Sgt_Johnson> LOL
<JWR|Privateer> Not in that way, dammit....
<VimesCarrot> pwned.

RuneScape Weddings

<Chia-M37> WTF is with weddings?!!?!
<Chia-M37> The newly-weds don't go on honeymoon,
<Chia-M37> they dont do *it*
<Chia-M37> they cant make out
* Chia-M37 finds it to be utter stupidity to get married in-game.
<Chia-M37> What if one spouse quits RS?
<Chia-M37> HEH?!?!?!!
<Speckledorph> O.o...
<Syu> Chia has gone on a rant
<Speckledorph> Are you speaking from experience, Chia? :P
<Syu> XD
<Syu> pwnt

You forgot to add "<Chia-M37> Nope, I'm just ranting about all the rs wedding vids on yt.". :P Chiafriend12 02:37, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

No, no, no! It has a different feel if that isn't added :P. Syugecin^spam 02:40, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Exactly! :) Chiafriend12 02:53, 6 January 2008 (UTC)