Rum Deal is one of Bard Roberts and the Stanky Penguins's songs, being named after the quest Rum Deal. As with all songs, it has 4 couplets with an AABBA rhyme system. As with Bard Roberts's other songs, it narrates the events of the Rum Deal quest along with a cutscene involving:

• Bard Roberts, Stanky Morgan and Flippers McGraw
• The players
• Pirate Pete
• Greater demon
• Captain Donnie
• Zombie protestor
• Captain Braindeath

The song also features a cauldron, row boat, 'rum', a squid, and a slugling.