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This music track is SoundCloud-exclusive.
It was published by the official RuneScape SoundCloud account and does not make an appearance in-game unless specified.

Player Owned Ports Ahoy! is a SoundCloud-exclusive music track. It is the same as Shanty Instrumental, except with lyrics.

LyricsEdit

Aboard this ship, our tale begins

So listen up, land lubber!

Our tale is short, so put down your whip,

And don’t be such a nubber.


He thought that sailing was a new skill

But no it’s not that easy!

Ha ha! What did he eat last night?

I’m feeling rather queasy.


[Chorus]

Oh come on lads, just get me back, get me to port!

Get me back, get me back, get me back to port!

Come on lads, just get him back, get him back to port.

Get him back, get him back, get him back to port.


There’s treasure fine and buckets of loot

Including some new combat gear

And lovely grub like rocktail soup

And flagons full of beer! (YEAH!)


There’s scrimshaws too; it helps with your skills.

You keep it in your pocket.

This ship moves more than a pirate impling!

HURRY UP AND DOCK IT!


[Chorus]

Oh come on lads, just get me back, get me to port.

Get me back! GET ME BACK! Get me back to port!

Come on lads, just get him back, get him back to port.

Get him back, get him back, get him back to port.


I’d love to meet the local birds

If only they were fit.

It’s just a shame they’re the kind of birds

That cover you in sh-- *BANG*


Felix the marketeer is there,

To sell his dodgy plunder.

He’s a scammer and a hornswaggler too.

Hang on, he’s going to chunder. Hey!


[Chorus]

Oh come on lads, just get me back, get me to port!

Get me back, get me back, get me back to port!

Come on lads, just get him back, get him back to port.

Get him back, get him back, get him back to port.


The local barmaid she’s the worst

But Surula never quits

She thinks she’s a dish but smells of fish,

At least she has lovely ... hair. (Oy!)


A sailor’s life is not for me!

Abort abort abort!

I’d rather be on safe, dry land

In my Player-Owned Port.


[Chorus]

Oh come on lads, let’s get him back, get him back to port

Get him back, get him back, to his Player-Owned Port.

Come on lads, let’s get him back, get him to port.

Get him back, get him back, to his Player-Owned Port.