This song can be listened to by players who've completed Pirate's Treasure. It is performed by Bard Roberts and the Stanky Penguins. As with all songs, it has 4 couplets with an AABBA rhyme system. The cutscene involves the following NPCs:
- Redbeard Frank
- Customs officer (male and female)
- The usual participants: the player and the three members of Bard Roberts and the Stanky Penguins.
It also features a crate and Karamjan rum, and the player digging with a spade.
In the middle of the song, Stanky Morgan said "Arrr, that don't rhyme," (saying that "sultanas" and "bananas" don't rhyme with "Karamja") but Bard Roberts said "Ah, shut it, you," and the song continues.