Pickpocket Bert is a thief suspected of pickpocketing Martin the Master Gardener. His alibi must be established during Bringing Home the Bacon. If he cannot establish an alibi, he is confronted by the player and Martin, and brazenly admits to the crime. The player must then beat him to dissuade him from pickpocketing Martin again, initially being rather gentle but then attacking him in such a gruesome manner that a cutscene involving a kitten and a piglet plays while the thief pleads for mercy and complains about having various internal organs damaged, with Martin begging the player to stop. Afterwards, he heads to hospital while the other pickpockets flee.