The Phasmatys Old Herald is the local newspaper of Port Phasmatys, mentioned in the 46th Postbag from the Hedge. According to the chaos elemental, it has rated the film The Wrath of the Carnillean as "feeling like home". In view of the current state of the port town, it is unknown how popular or known the paper is. The paper's initials are "P.O.H.", perhaps referring to a player-owned house update in the future.