NPC Contact is a lunar spell that allows the caster to contact various non-player characters around RuneScape directly without having to go to them personally. As with all Lunar Spells, the quest Lunar Diplomacy must be completed to cast this spell.
NPC Contact costs 279 coins for each cast, or 255 coins if an Air staff is equipped.
|Honest Jimmy||Trouble Brewing||Controls the Trouble Brewing activity, and can tell you when the next game is likely to start.|
|Bert the Sandman||Daily Sand Delivery||Can deliver buckets of sand to your bank as long as you have completed the Hand in the Sand.|
|Advisor Ghrim||Managing Miscellania||You can collect your resources but you cannot deposit or withdraw money. You must have completed Throne of Miscellania.|
|Lanthus||Castle Wars||Is at Castle Wars and can tell you when the next game starts.|
|Turael||Slayer Master||Is one of the Slayer masters, and you can obtain tasks from him. After While Guthix Sleeps, he is replaced by Spria.|
|Mazchna||Slayer Master||Is one of the Slayer masters, and you can obtain tasks from him. During While Guthix Sleeps, he is replaced by Achtryn. Once the quest is completed, Mazchna can once again be contacted with the use of this spell.|
|Chaeldar||Slayer Master||Is one of the Slayer masters, and you can obtain tasks from her. Players must have completed Lost City.|
|Duradel||Slayer Master||Is one of the Slayer masters, and you can obtain tasks from him. After While Guthix Sleeps, he is replaced by Lapalok.|
|Sumona||Slayer Master||Is one of the Slayer masters, and you can obtain tasks from her. Players must have completed Smoking Kills.|
|Vannaka||Slayer Master||Is one of the Slayer masters, and you can obtain tasks from him.|
|Murphy||Fishing Trawler||Controls the Trawler activity, and can tell you if anyone's playing.|
|Cyrisus||Quest||Features in the Dream Mentor quest and will tell you about his adventures. He cannot be contacted after While Guthix Sleeps.|
|Larry||Penguin Hide and Seek||Can be contacted after you ask him about Penguin Hide and Seek, a part of Distractions and Diversions. Larry is replaced by Chuck near the end of Hunt for Red Raktuber.|
|Chuck||Penguin Hide and Seek||Can be contacted after Hunt for Red Raktuber. He can be asked about Penguin Hide and Seek. He can exchange penguin points for experience through the spell. Chuck is Larry's replacement near the end of Hunt for Red Raktuber.|
|Kuradal||Slayer Master||Is one of the Slayer masters, and you can obtain tasks from her. If you contact her at a bad time, as one of the monsters tries to escape from the dungeon, she will quite abruptly terminate the conversation, requiring another set of runes to contact her again.|
|Dark mage (Abyss)||Abyssal book and Runecrafting pouches Repairs||Can be contacted after the completion of the Abyss miniquest. You can get him to repair your Runecrafting pouches and receive another Abyssal book from him.|
|Pikkupstix||Familiarisation||Is the druid that runs the Taverley Summoning shop. You can ask him the current location of Pikkenmix for the Familiarisation Distraction and Diversion.|
|Pauline Polaris||Livid Farm||Can be contacted once you have unlocked all the spells on Livid Farm. You can request for one of the wishes Pauline offers if you have enough points. See Livid Farm for more details.|
|Oneiromancer||Lunar spells||She can be contacted to switch you from Lunar spells to the Standard spells if one has completed the Elite Fremennik Province Tasks.|
|Eluned||Teleport crystal||She can be contacted to recharge a player's teleport crystal.|
|Mieliki Tapio||Big Chinchompa||She can be contacted to tell the player of Nyriki Tapio's location and when he will appear there.|
Random Npcs Edit
Random will contact any of 26 other NPCs around Runescape, and appears not to be "random" in that it cycles through 26 different NPCs, most of which are just amusing. The spell may start going in order randomly or just jump around. Using Random requires completion of Dream Mentor. These NPCs are:
|Chat Head||Name||Fun Chat|
|Lumbridge Sage||The player calls him a bad boy and makes the Lumbridge Sage admit it, but he doesn't say what he has done.|
|Wise Old Man||Wise Old Man will attack the player (not hurting them) and tell them to get out of his head.|
|My Arm||The Player asks how the Goutweed is, OR he tells the voice in his head to go away.|
|Hans||The player pretends to be a brave knight coming to "kill everyone in the vicinity of Lumbridge Castle."|
|Evil Dave||The Player tells him he/she is Zamorak.|
|Clay Golem||The Clay Golem believes it has a perception mismatch.|
|General Wartface||The Player contacts Wartface, and he gets into an argument with Bentnoze.|
|Drunken Dwarf||He's drunk.|
|Al Kharid Camel||The Player taps directly into the Camel's mind, removing language barriers.|
|Sandwich lady||The Sandwich Lady does not want the Player that contacted her to ignore her.|
|1337mage43||1337mage43 argues with the Player, while the Player contradicts.|
|Osman||The Player makes fun of Osman, and he thinks he is hallucinating from sq'irks.|
|Helpline Assistant||A typical call to the Lunar Communication Helpline, with extremely poor customer support.|
|Father Urhney||Father Urhney believes the Player is Saradomin, asking for advice, then meditating on what it means.|
|Blurberry||The Player prank calls him.|
|Gypsy Aris||Gypsy Aris can tell the future, thus realising she will be contacted.|
|Ali the Sandsweeper||He claims he is Ali the Sandsweeper, the best sandsweeper there is.|
|Man||He says he's on the toilet.|
|Party Pete||He says "Party" in every sentence. He tells the character it's a full time profession.|
|Bob the Cat||He has a hairball.|
|Captain Cain||He tells the Player to "Drop and give me twenty!"|
|Homunculus||It claims that the Alchemists returned the other day. It turned them into animals. OR Nothing useful said.|
|KGP Agent||It thinks that the voice in its head is an intruder. OR it talks in code.|
|Lumbridge Cow||It pretends to not understand. Then, the cow tells the Player to leave it alone.|
|Lumbridge Sheep||It does not seem to understand. It just "baa's".|
|Zanik||You get to choose a path in her adventures.|
- If you stand right next to Murphy and contact him, he'll tell you that it's "so rude when you may as well just speak to him in person".
- When contacting Bert the player will tell him he/she is totally "'armless", this is a reference to the quest Hand in the Sand.
- If you try and contact Chuck using this spell while up in your clan's citadel and claim your penguin points it will say "Your call has been disconnected." This may happen for other NPCs who you wish to claim things from.
- When casting the spell, the audio used sounds like tuning in an old radio, probably a humorous reference to the idea of 'tuning in' to the NPC.
- When talking to the camel, you ask him "How am I speaking to you without a Camulet?", even if you have not done Enakhra's Lament, so you would not yet know what a camulet is.
- After While Guthix Sleeps, attempting to contact Cyrisus used no runes and a message appeared that says "you take a moment to honor your fallen brethren, Cyrisus. Lucien will be made to pay." This no longer happens, and you cannot choose him at all. The reason for this change is unknown.
- The prank conversation with Blurberry is a reference to a Simpsons episode where Bart prank calls Moe in a similar manner.
- The spell cannot be used within a Clan Citadel or PvP grounds.
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