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Matt is a turkey featured in the 2011 Thanksgiving event. He stands outside of the Cooks' Guild protesting the use of turkey in Thanksgiving.
Matt shouts out various phrases such as:
- Eating fowl is foul!
- Beef is better!
- No turkey, no crime!