Transcript:Marimbo

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During Cabbage Facepunch Bonanza

• If unaligned
  • Marimbo: Hey! Hey you! Come and join the party! Just see the gardener there and tell him you want to join my side.
• If aligned with the Godless (male)
  • Marimbo: Goodness! Another handsome Godless hunk? At this rate I might join up myself!

• If aligned with the Godless (female)
  • Marimbo:

• If aligned with Brassica Prime
  • Marimbo: Oooh, look everyone! A veggie! Hey there leaf-face, having fun down there?

• If aligned with Marimbo
• Player: Who are you?
  • Marimbo: I'm Marimbo! Hooray for me!
  • Marimbo: Grab a drink and I'll tell you a little bit about myself.
  • Marimbo: You see, I'm the goddess of having a good time. And monkeys. Because it really isn't a party until there are monkeys.
  • Marimbo: And drinking and good food and music, of course. But still... monkeys!
  • Marimbo: Some people call me a hedonist, but that's a little harsh.
  • Marimbo: Hedonists really only care about having fun themselves. I'm all about everyone having fun!
  • Marimbo: Anyway, I was here last time all this fighting happened. I've been away partying ever since.
  • Marimbo: But now I'm back! So we can start having fun again!
  • Marimbo: Speaking of which, where's your drink? Where's my drink?
  • Marimbo: Drinks all round!
• Player: How did you become a goddess? _{This option only appears if another has been selected first}
  • Marimbo: You know what? I can't remember.
  • Marimbo: I have a strange dream sometimes that I was just an average giant monkey in a vast jungle full of giant monkeys.
  • Marimbo: I can't remember the name of the place, but the whole world was a jungle, and giant monkeys like we were in charge.
  • Marimbo: We weren't smart or anything. We were just animals. Swinging in trees, eating each other's lice. The usual.
  • Marimbo: Then one day I just 'woke up'.
  • Marimbo: There was a statue nearby that turned out to be a dead god. And a huge, empty wine barrel.
  • Marimbo: Someone later told me he was a god of hedonism too. He was on a trawl of different worlds, challenging mortals to drinking contest for a bit of lark.
  • Marimbo: So when he found out about a world of giant monkeys he went there in a flash, grabbed me and started dishing out the booze.
  • Marimbo: It's a pity I never got to know him. Everything I found out was from his followers, who were all in mourning.
  • Marimbo: So I thought 'Marimbo, let's cheer these guys up', and called for more wine.
  • Marimbo: Everyone perked right up once we cracked open a new barrel, I can tell you.
  • Marimbo: It's a shame I lost that drinking horn. The Fancy one with all the sparkles. I wonder where it went?
  • Marimbo: When we were done they proclaimed me the new god of having a good time. And since that meant enjoying myself all day, who was to argue?
  • Marimbo: It could be worse. They could have wanted me to be the god of indigestion or back pain. This is a sweet gig!
• Player: Tell me about your followers.
• Player: Why should I follow you?
  • Marimbo: Follow me? Follow me where? I'm not moving.
  • Marimbo: Well, the world is spinning a little... maybe a little food will settle my stomach.
  • Player: No, I mean, why should I follow you in this event?
  • Marimbo: Oh that! Well we have cool monkey capes and stuff.
  • Marimbo: Plus we have the best food.
  • Brassica Prime: Lies! Lies and heresy! My forces form the most delicious and nutritious faction!
  • Marimbo: Shove it in your roots, veggie!
  • Brassica Prime: Choke on a banana, monkey-features!
  • Marimbo: Now that sounds like a very good idea! Cheers, Brassica!
  • Marimbo: Sorry, what were you saying?
• Player: Why are you fighting Brassica?
• Player: That's everything.
  • Marimbo: Have fun!