Dialogue for Lol

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• Lol: I'm Lol.
  • Player: Who are you?
    • Lol: Morningstar was my brother. Trolls gonna smash Burthorpe!
    • Player: Last I checked, Burthorpe was doing better than ever and Morningstar was dead.
    • Lol: You got a big mouth, but whatcha gonna do when Lol runs wild on you?
  • Player: What do you do?
    • Lol: Eat. Sleep. Fight. What, you think I have a day job? Plumber, maybe?
  • Player: Why are you here?
    • Lol: Dad get me here because I'm the strongest troll. Win tournament for trolls.
  • Player: Why are you called Lol?
    • Lol: Why you think? Same as all troll, named after first thing I eat.
    • Player: How did you eat a lol? What is a lol, anyway?
    • Lol: Eat stupid human called Lol. Now my name is Lol.
    • Player: How did you know he was called Lol?
    • Lol: That all he say. Lol, lol, lol. Must be his name.
  • Player: I'm done here.

• After the first round of the tournament
  • Lol: Hope you ready for rock in face, human. Time to fight Lol!