Land of the Goblins quick guide

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Walkthrough

Start point	Speak to Grubfoot in the Dorgeshuun mines.
Member requirement	Members only
Official difficulty	Experienced
Official length	Long
Requirements	Skill requirements are not boostable unless marked with a [B] for boostable. Quests: Land of the Goblins Another Slice of H.A.M. Death to the Dorgeshuun The Lost Tribe Goblin Diplomacy The Dig Site The Giant Dwarf Fishing Contest 30 Prayer 36 Agility 36 Fishing 36 Thieving 37 Herblore Ability to kill five foes up to level 36
Items required	Items from the tool belt are not listed unless they do not work or are not automatically added. Toadflax potion (unf) Goblin mail Yellow dye Blue dye Orange dye Purple dye Black mushroom ink (obtainable during the quest) Empty vial (if you don't already have the black ink) Whitefish (you will obtain this during the quest; be sure to talk to Aggie before you try to enter the contest area) Five coins Raw slimy eel A light source
Recommended	Activated lodestones in Ardougne, Draynor Village, Lumbridge and Seers' Village A dramen/lunar staff for using fairy rings (unnecessary if Fairy Tale III - Orks Rift has been completed). A clan vexillum, Remora's necklace or a skills necklace makes travel to the Makeover Mage and Fishing Guild much faster. A Dorgesh-kaan sphere. A combat bracelet (4) can teleport you to the ranging guild, from where you can walk south to the goblin cave. Explorer's ring 3 or 4 2 law runes and 1 molten glass for those who cannot use fairy rings.
Enemies to defeat	Snothead (level 19) Snailfeet (level 25) Mosschin (level 30) Redeyes (level 36) Strongbones (level 36)

Land of the Goblins

• Talk to Grubfoot in the Dorgeshuun Mines

Yu'biusk

• Take Grubfoot to Zanik, in north-west Dorgesh-Kaan.
• Talk to Zanik.
• After hearing about Grubfoot's dream and the secret temple's location, accept to be teleported to the goblin cave.

You not a Goblin!

• Head north west until you reach the entrance of a temple blocked by two goblin guards.
• Pick two black mushrooms near the stairs.
• Right click a mushroom and select "Grind" with an empty vial in your inventory.
• Talk to the guards as they will allow Zanik to pass.
• Head to the Make-over Mage. Talk to him/her.
• Use the Pharmakos berries on an unfinished toadflax potion.
• Unequip everything, head back to the goblin cave.

Transmogrification

• Drink the Goblin potion (Preferably in front of the goblin guards)
• Go down the entrance. (Don't have a follower while doing so)
• Talk to the High Priest on the north.
• Take the quiz (Quiz answers: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2).
• Ask the Priest about Yu'biusk and its location.
• Dye your goblin mail black and go to the north-east room.
• Pickpocket the priest to get a key.
• Talk to Zanik in the prison cell.
• Search the crate in the room and give a teleport sphere to Zanik.

Whitefish

• Leave the cave.
• Talk to Aggie in Draynor Village. Ask her about making black and white dyes.
• Catch a slimy eel in the Lumbridge swamp caves.
• Head to the Fishing Contest spot and catch a Whitefish.
• Go back to Aggie with 5 coins, a Whitefish and your goblin mail. She will "de-colour" your black goblin mail white.
• Unequip everything, go back to the goblin temple entrance, take a sip of your Goblin potion, and equip your white goblin mail.

Macabre crypt

• Steal the white key from the priest in the west room of the temple.
• Repeat the operation, dying your mail yellow, purple, orange and blue, in order to steal the four other keys.
• Enter the crypt - the big door in the north.
• Prepare for battle.
• Use the say-name option on the first grave at your left. Beat Snothead, ask about Yu'biusk then about Snothead's ancestor name.
• Go to the first grave on the right side, repeat the operation.
• Repeat with the second grave on your left, then the second grave on your right, then finally the central grave at the end of the crypt.

Home portal

• Exit the room, you will be thrown out.
• Return to Dorgesh-Kaan and speak with Zanik.
• With a light source, head to the fairy ring in the caves south of Dorgesh-Kaan or use the code AJQ
• Talk to Zanik and Oldak.
• Click on the machines right next to Oldak, and use the combination 9-4-1. Activate the machine.
• Open the strange box north-west of Yu'biusk. A cutscene starts.
• Complete the dialogue with Oldak.
• Quest complete!