|Release date||12 December 2002 (Update)|
|Location||Grand Tree (first floor)|
|Sells items||Funch's Fine Groceries|
|Examine||It's another jolly tree gnome.|
Heckel Funch is a gnome who sells ingredients for gnome cooking. His shop, Funch's Fine Groceries, is on the east side of the Grand Tree on the 1st floor[, near Blurberry's Bar. He is referred to as "Citric Cellar" in ]clue scrolls, giving the player a puzzle box to complete.
Heckel sells many various ingredients from drinks (vodka, whiskey etc.) to fruits and berries. Players can also buy pineapples from there that can be used in the farming skill to create supercompost.