For other uses, see H.A.M. Guard (disambiguation).
H.A.M. guard
H.A.M. guard (crazy)
Release date 17 March 2009 (Update)
Race Human
Members Yes
Quest NPC The Chosen Commander
Location(s) H.A.M base
Sells items No
Gender Male
Examine One of Sigmund's elite guards.
H.A.M. guard (crazy) chathead

A H.A.M. guard is found in Sigmund's Humans Against Monsters base north of Ardougne. He claims that there are a bunch of imps just out of sight, and he hates monsters because an imp stole his marbles when he was ten, thus causing him to lose his marbles. He doesn't seem to be guarding much of anything.