H.A.M. members are activists who find humans superior over other races and wish to dispatch the other, in their eyes, inferior races with violence, operating from the H.A.M. Hideout. They are the lower ranking officers, as opposed to H.A.M. Guards or high-ranked members such as Sigmund and the H.A.M. Deacon. They follow Johanhus Ulsbrecht.
Players with level 15 Thieving can pickpocket females and players with 20 can pickpocket males to gain 18 and 22.2 experience, respectively. If you get caught 3 or more times (depending on the player's agility level) whilst trying to pickpocket H.A.M. members, you may be beaten unconscious and thrown out of the H.A.M. camp. Players may awaken outside the H.A.M. camp, or inside a jail cell in a deeper section of the camp. With the proper skill levels, and a master camouflage outfit, one can gain upwards of 60 thousand experience per hour in thieving.
Thieved items
Weapons and Armour
| Item | Quantity | Rarity | GE price | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Bronze hatchet[1] | 1 | Common | 1,459 |
 | Bronze dagger[1] | 1 | Common | 1,173 |
 | Off-hand bronze dagger[1] | 1 | Common | 489 |
 | Bronze pickaxe[1] | 1 | Common | 1,456 |
 | Iron hatchet[1] | 1 | Common | 2,576 |
 | Iron pickaxe[1] | 1 | Common | 4,343 |
 | Steel hatchet | 1 | Uncommon | 3,019 |
 | Steel dagger | 1 | Uncommon | 961 |
 | Off-hand steel dagger | 1 | Uncommon | 889 |
 | Steel pickaxe | 1 | Uncommon | 1,887 |
 | Leather body | 1 | Uncommon | 414 |
 | H.a.m. hood | 1 | Uncommon | 197 |
 | H.a.m. cloak | 1 | Uncommon | 97 |
 | H.a.m. shirt | 1 | Uncommon | 65 |
 | H.a.m. gloves | 1 | Uncommon | 147 |
 | H.a.m. robe | 1 | Uncommon | 44 |
 | H.a.m. boots | 1 | Uncommon | 103 |
 | H.a.m. logo | 1 | Uncommon | 315 |
 | Slayer's staff[2] | 1 | Rare | 13,417 |
Other
| Item | Quantity | Rarity | GE price | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Coins | 2–21 | Common | 2–21 |
 | Anchovies[1] | 1 | Common | 37 |
 | Raw chicken[1] | 1 | Common | 938 |
 | Logs[1] | 1 | Common | 291 |
 | Uncut opal | 1 | Common | 177 |
 | Rusty sword | 1 | Uncommon | Not sold |
 | Damaged armour | 1 | Uncommon | Not sold |
 | Sealed clue scroll (easy) | 1 | Uncommon | Not sold |
 | Uncut jade | 1 | Uncommon | 315 |
 | Grimy guam | 1 | Uncommon | 709 |
 | Grimy marrentill | 1 | Uncommon | 2,307 |
 | Grimy tarromin | 1 | Uncommon | 105 |
 | Buttons | 1 | Uncommon | Not sold |
 | Coal[3] | 1; 1–5 (noted) | Uncommon | 112–560 |
 | Iron ore[3] | 1; 1–5 (noted) | Uncommon | 449–2,245 |
 | Cowhide[1] | 1 | Uncommon | 547 |
 | Steel studs[2] | 1 | Uncommon | 309 |
H.A.M. members | |
|---|---|
| Agents |
 Brian Charles Christopher Daniel Michael Walton William |
| Guards |
 Regular Crazy Chosen Commander |
| Named members |
 Junior Cadet Bertol Milton the Miller Sithik Ints Vidar Ilknot |
| Other members |
 Deacon Member Worried cultist |
