H.A.M. Member (male) chathead
H.A.M. member
Male ham
Release date 22 February 2005 (Update)
Race Human
Members Yes
Quest NPC No
Location(s) H.A.M. Hideout
Sells items No
Gender Male
Examine A member of the 'Humans Against Monsters' group.
H.A.M. Member (female) chathead
Female H.A.M. member
Female H.A.M. member
Release date 22 February 2005 (Update)
Race Human
Members Yes
Quest NPC No
Location(s) H.A.M. Hideout
Sells items No
Gender Female
Examine A member of the 'Humans Against Monsters' group.

H.A.M. members are activists who find humans superior over other races and wish to dispatch the other, in their eyes, inferior races with violence, operating from the H.A.M. Hideout. They are the lower ranking officers, as opposed to H.A.M. Guards or high-ranked members such as Sigmund and the H.A.M. Deacon. They follow Johanhus Ulsbrecht.

Players with level 15 Thieving can pickpocket females and players with 20 can pickpocket males to gain 18 and 22.2 experience, respectively. If you get caught 3 or more times (depending on the player's agility level) whilst trying to pickpocket H.A.M. members, you may be beaten unconscious and thrown out of the H.A.M. camp. Players may awaken outside the H.A.M. camp, or inside a jail cell in a deeper section of the camp. With the proper skill levels, and a master camouflage outfit, one can gain upwards of 60 thousand experience per hour in thieving.

Thieved itemsEdit

Weapons and ArmourEdit

Item Quantity Rarity GE price
Bronze hatchetBronze hatchet[1]1Common279
Bronze daggerBronze dagger[1]1Common398
Off-hand bronze daggerOff-hand bronze dagger[1]1Common184
Bronze pickaxeBronze pickaxe[1]1Common730
Iron hatchetIron hatchet[1]1Common585
Iron pickaxeIron pickaxe[1]1Common1,383
Steel hatchetSteel hatchet1Uncommon1,079
Steel daggerSteel dagger1Uncommon1,076
Off-hand steel daggerOff-hand steel dagger1Uncommon712
Steel pickaxeSteel pickaxe1Uncommon1,901
Leather bodyLeather body1Uncommon304
H.a.m. hoodH.a.m. hood1Uncommon806
H.a.m. cloakH.a.m. cloak1Uncommon796
H.a.m. shirtH.a.m. shirt1Uncommon701
H.a.m. glovesH.a.m. gloves1Uncommon882
H.a.m. robeH.a.m. robe1Uncommon1,122
H.a.m. bootsH.a.m. boots1Uncommon823
H.a.m. logoH.a.m. logo1Uncommon658
Slayer's staffSlayer's staff[2]1Rare16,069


Item Quantity Rarity GE price
Coins 5Coins2–21Common2–21
Raw chickenRaw chicken[1]1Common758
Uncut opalUncut opal1Common515
Rusty swordRusty sword1UncommonNot sold
Damaged armourDamaged armour1UncommonNot sold
Sealed clue scroll (easy)Sealed clue scroll (easy)1UncommonNot sold
Uncut jadeUncut jade1Uncommon2,962
Grimy guamGrimy guam1Uncommon301
Grimy marrentillGrimy marrentill1Uncommon238
Grimy tarrominGrimy tarromin1Uncommon23
ButtonsButtons1UncommonNot sold
CoalCoal[3]1; 1–5 (noted)Uncommon136–680
Iron oreIron ore[3]1; 1–5 (noted)Uncommon190–950
Steel studsSteel studs[2]1Uncommon574
  1. ^ a b c d e f g h i j Removed from possible loot after Lost Her Marbles.
  2. ^ a b After Lost Her Marbles.
  3. ^ a b Noted after Lost Her Marbles.