The H.A.M. Deacon
is a non-interactive NPC
and a speaker in the Humans Against Monsters
cult. He preaches to members of the group in their cave below Misthalin
, spreading propaganda and hatred against monsters
. The H.A.M. members in the audience before him will always agree with what he says. Like the leader of the group, Johanhus Ulsbrecht
, he wears dark H.A.M. robes
. He is apparently a senior member of the cult, as he and Sigmund
toasted to the drill during the Death to the Dorgeshuun quest
- "We are the righteous ones in his eyes alone."
- "Let them not infest our cities and towns..."
- "And lo, we become the power, indeed the force to stop these monsters in their tracks."
- "Verily I urge you, my friends to take up your spades and farm your farms to feed our people in this blessed sanctuary."
- "If thine monsters visage does frighten thee, then tear it off I say... tear it off!"
- "For Saradomin will guide our sword arms and smash the enemies of humans till their bones become dust."
- "And let us smite these monsters unto their deaths."
- "For they are not the chosen ones in Saradomin's eyes."
- "Where do we go for safety from these monsters... here, my brethren!"
- "And let there be no cave or shelter for their spawn until the end of days."
- The H.A.M. Deacon's chathead has a moustache, but his model does not.