|Release date||22 August 2016 (Update)|
|Examine||Forever a naabe.|
Gordie is unlocked by completing a dungeon floor. Gaining this pet is based on the amount of experience awarded at once; the more experience granted per floor, the greater the chance of gaining a pet. The chance is not affected by experience boosters. Unlocking resource dungeons does not give a chance of unlocking Gordie.
He comes from a family of hoardstalkers, but wishes to become a worldbearer himself so he can travel the world.
- His examine text is a play on the phrase "Forever a noob" and that he is a Naabe.