Freeing the Goblin generals

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This is a subquest of Recipe for Disaster.

Official quest description: The goblin generals need a food that they'll both eat. Find a chef in Goblin Village to learn how to make it.

Release date: 15 March 2006

Start: Inspect the goblin generals.

Difficulty: *****

Length: Short

Members only: Yes

Requirements: Completed Goblin Diplomacy.

Items needed: Charcoal Gnome spice 1 Fishing bait Bucket of water Bread Orange Knife Blue dye

Monsters to kill: None

Contents 1 Walkthrough 2 Reward 3 Music 4 Trivia

[edit] Walkthrough

Inspect one of the Goblin Generals (either General Wartface or General Bentnoze) in the banquet hall in Lumbridge Castle. Gypsy Aris tells you to head to the Goblin Village.

Go to the Goblin Village, and ask the two generals what food they like. Run through all the questions, but they will argue and be of no help.

Go into the building south-east of the generals, and climb down the ladder. There you will meet Mudknuckles, a goblin cook. He tells you he needs charcoal to finish a cooking recipe that he overheard two dwarves talking about.

Give him the charcoal. Ground charcoal may also be used.

He will add it to his cauldron, which will explode in a really hilarious cutscene. Miraculously, you both will survive.

Speak with Mudknuckles again about a dish for the generals. (You can also ask him about the results of the recipe.)

He will tell you that you need some orange slices that aren't orange, some maggots that aren't bland, and some bread that isn't crunchy. How to get these things is listed below:

• Orange slices that aren't orange:

Use your knife on your orange, and then use the dye on it. You will now have dyed oranges.

• Maggots that aren't bland:

Use the Spices on the fishing bait. The result of this is spicy maggots.

• Bread that isn't crunchy:

Use your bucket of water on the bread. You will now have soggy bread.

Give all three to Mudknuckles, who prepares and then hands you the Slop of compromise.

Head back to Lumbridge Castle, and give the slop to the frozen Goblin Generals to complete this part of the quest.

[edit] Reward

• 1 quest point
• 1,000 Experience
• 1,000 Experience
• 1,000 Experience
• (Further) access to the Culinaromancer's chest.

[edit] Music

Music tracks unlocked during this quest:

• Too Many Cooks

[edit] Trivia

• During the cutscene, examining the goblin cook when he is smashed into the wall yields the text "Half way up the wall is maybe not a naturally tenable position for a goblin."

• After the cutscene is over, the goblin cook's examination is "More like a goblin cooked."