|Release date||29 May 2007 (Update)|
|Location||North-west of the Digsite|
|Examine|| Likes the straight and narrow.|
Ed Wood is a lumberjack working on the construction of the Digsite barge. He may be found to the north-west of the Digsite.
If players try to talk to him, text appears over his head saying that he is busy working.
- His name is a pun on the name "Edward".