List of Gnomecopter Tours player NPCs

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Although the characters encountered during the Gnomecopter Tours appear to be players, they are actually NPCs. They are commonly known as Player spoofs. They cannot be interacted with, however, you can follow them, and trade them (But it will say that the other player is busy), they can speak as if it is a normal player. As opposed to regular players, when right-clicked they all have an examine feature that simply states A player. They all have their own programmed path which they repeatedly follow. Some of these player NPCs have also appeared in other parts of RuneScape. To find out more about these player NPCs, simply click on their names.

Name	Level	Image	Equipment	Other notes
Lapsang	130		Dharok's platebody, Dharok's platelegs, Warrior helm, Obsidian Cape, Fighting boots, "Dragon" RFD Gloves	It's a tea!
Souchong	105		Red Stripy pirate shirt, Red Pirate leggings, Pirate boots, Red Bandana and eyepatch, Games Necklace	It's a tea!
Employedman	91		Castlewars cloak, Castlewars hood, Silver-Blue Decorative helm, Silver-Blue Decorative legs, Silver-Blue decorative body, Steel boots	It's a person who makes tea!
M0m Online	69		Zamorak Vestment robe top, Zamorak Vestment robe bottom, Zamorak Vestment cloak, Zamorak Stole, Red partyhat, Dragon Boots, Red Mystic Gloves	It's a person who drinks tea!
Fairtrade	93		Enchanted hat, Enchanted top, Enchanted robe, Boots of Lightness	It's a way to buy tea!
Earlgrey	87		Karil's coif, Karil's leathertop, Karil's leatherskirt, Ava's Accumulator	It's another tea!
Madam C	73		Skeletal set	Notes
Randomdood	86		moonclan armour set	Notes
Milknosugar	127		Blue d'hide blessed set, Skillcape of Fletching, Amulet of Strength	It's stuff you put in tea!
Sliceoflemon	124		Void Knight top, Void Knight robe, Void Knight gloves, Void Knight mage helm, Amulet of Magic	It's more stuff you put in tea!
Letham	111	image	Equipment	Notes
Dodgy Penny	102	Image	Torag's helmet, Torag's platebody, Torag's platelegs, Rune boots	A player.
Berrybree	68	Image	Equipment	Notes
Hotwater	81		Rune Platebody, Rune Platelegs, H.A.M. Gloves, H.A.M. Boots	It's stuff you put in tea!
Teapotspout	94	Image	Spined helm, Spined body. Spined chaps, Fire Cape, Amulet of Glory	It's where tea gets poured out!
Lady Seenit	138	Image	Equipment	Notes
Heidiggle	98	Image	Bomber jacket, Cap and Goggles, Gnome Scarf, (gloves?)	Notes
Learking	83	Image	Equipment	Notes
Shadydude98	98	Image	Equipment	Notes
Stuffstuffer	69	Image	Equipment	Notes

[edit] Burgh De Rott

Name	Level	Image	Equipment	Other notes
Elfinlocks	93		Blue partyhat, Abyssal whip, Rune boots, Spined chaps	This is Elfinlocks 3rd appearance on Runescape. She was originally the unfortunate victim who lost her Blue partyhat in a drop during the Draynor Bank Robbery heisted by the Wise Old Man. She is seen in Burgh de Rott lighting fires for the villagers.
Sannytea	108	image	rune platebody,rune plate legs,dragon boots,black mask,fire cape,and barrow gloves	He can be seen tending to the Bank. His name is a possible play on the word "sanity".
Uberlass	103	image	Berserker Helm, Obsidian Cape, Rune boots, Rune Platelegs, Rune platebody (t) Dorgeshuun Heraldic shield, Amulet of Fury	She can be seen tending to the Furnace.
Irollsixes	113	image	Silver sickle, Helmet of Neitiznot, Bandos Chestplate, Bandos tassets, Obsidian Cape, Dragon Boots, Amulet of strength (t)	He can be seen fighting Vampyre juvinates on the east side of town, along with Foxyhunter.
Foxyhunter	118	image	Rune Crossbow, Rod of Ivandis, Helmet of Neitiznot, Black d'hide chaps, Black d'hide body, Ranger Boots, Obsidian Cape, Black d'hide vamb, Amulet of Fury	She can be seen fighting Vampyre juvinates on the east side of town, along with Irollsixes.
Missi Sissi	98	image	Light Mystic hat, Light Mystic robe top, Light Mystic robe bottom, Light Mystic gloves, Light Mystic boots	She can be seen tending to the General store.

[edit] Pest Control

Name	Level	Image	Equipment	Other notes
What Goudron	107	image	equipment	That Goudron!
Wraithboss	102	image	equipment	notes
Explosive67	100	image	equipment	notes
Droepedoff	88	image	equipment	notes
Distantthin	89		Amulet of strength, Dharok's greataxe, Zamorak cape, formerly an unholy book.	He did originally wield a Dharok's greataxe and an unholy book, which is not possible for normal players since the greataxe is two-handed. Recently, Jagex updated him and he doesn't have a unholy book on him.
Allmarshes	98	Image	Equipment	ALL OF THEM. And he's serious.
Bigface Oz	118	Image	Equipment	Possibly a Wizard of Oz reference. And with an added, :D
Lostme	130	Image	Equipment	Where'd you go?
Wizzydumped	130	Image	Equipment	Dumped for being one.
Skydischarge	127	Image	Equipment	Eeeeeeeeewwwww...
Agplus	107	Image	Equipment	Notes
Chiercat	113	Image	Equipment	Notes
Ohhhhdude	117	Image	Equipment	Yeah, maaaan.
Deepkiwi	115	Image	Equipment	Mmmmm, I could go for the later.
Airstriker	107	Image	Equipment	One mind rune, one air rune, and the completion of an easy quest.
Assassin10	115	Image	Equipment	He has you within his cross-hairs.
Solltalk	122	Image	Equipment	True dat, dawg.
Steallake	113	Image	Equipment	Or you can at least attempt to.
Hm Val	126	Image	Equipment	Notes
Poledragon	114	Image	Equipment	It stops at mithril.
Al Truism	116	Image	Equipment	Notes
Lvzyoda	117	Image	Equipment	Respect the little fallen green Jedi through Runescape player spoofs.
Oddskater	129	Image	Equipment	The odd part is, there's no board.
Alpha1beta	111	Image	Equipment	2delta3gamma4etc...
Plzpudding	125	Image	Dharok's platebody and platelegs, Abyssal whip, Obsidian shield, Dragon boots, Amulet of fury, Archer helm, Dragon gloves	No, I haz no pudding, sry.

[edit] Lletya

Name	Level	Equipment	Other notes
I like m0m	95	Spined armour, a rune 2h sword, glory amulet, and a fire cape	Players can spot him fighting Elf warriors using the Protect from Melee prayer near the west entrance to Lletya.
Wigglewoo	130	Torag's platebody Torag's platelegs, a Warrior helm, an pair of Fighting boots, dragon gloves from Recipe For Disaster, Obsidian Cape and wields an Abyssal whip.	This NPC is can be seen in the south-east corner of Lletya while using the Gnomecopter service. Also the 2009 April Fools Cabbages sometimes said "Wigglewoo!" when kicked.
Orangeowns	72	Full Void knight equipment with Void mage helmet, a Dragon dagger p++, bronze defender and a legends cape.	He can be seen in north east corner of the village fighting with an Elf Warrior (level-90) and uses Protect from Ranged while fighting.
Lollery	82	Full Moonclan clothing	She is picking flax in the field near the Bank. She then brings it to the spinning wheel in Lletya's crafting shop, and spins it into bowstrings. She will then deposit the bowstrings in the bank and repeat the process.
Qutiedoll	99	Trimmed fletching cape, studded body, leather boots, green d'hide chaps, and bunny ears.	Qutiedoll was a victim of the Draynor Bank Robbery, during which the Wise Old Man killed a number of bankers, guards, and fake players. He can be seen wandering Lletya.

[edit] Icy Hunter Area

Name	Level	Image	Equipment	Other notes
Cool Mom227	83		Butterfly net, Chef's Hat, Cape of Legends	Cool Mom227 aided the Wise Old Man during the Draynor Bank Robbery by thieving from the Seed stall to distract the Market guard.
Sue Spammers	112	image	equipment	Spammers watch out...
Killerwail	86	image	Red Castle Wars hood, Red Castle Wars cloak, Karamja gloves, Studded body	Killer Whale
Purepker895	52		Rogue's Mask, Rogue's Body, Rogue's Trousers, Rogue's Gloves, Rogue's Boots, Butterfly Net	He was an unfortunate victim who lost his Rogue Armour in a drop during the Draynor Bank Robbery heisted by the Wise Old Man.
Sarah Domin	76		Noose wand, Void Knight top, Dragon boots	A reference to Saradomin.
Cow1337Killr	123		Rune platebody, Rune boots, Rune plateskirt, Obsidian Cape, Klank's gauntlets, Dharok's helmet, Dharok's Greataxe	Cow1337Killr is a famous NPC player mimic. Cow1337Killr has appeared during the Animal Magnetism quest, killing Undead cows in Morytania.
Pkmaster0036	87	image	Black full helm, Black platebody, Black platelegs, Black longsword, Leather gloves, Leather boots	Pkmaster0036 is a NPC player mimic. Pkmaster0036 appears in the Garden of Tranquillity quest, killing 2 Guards to make way for you to get away with the statue.
Moglewee	103	image	Spotted Cape, Rune Axe, Polar camo top , Polar camo legs	Involved in the trapping of a sabre-toothed kyatt.
Mathdude	93	image	Spottier Cape, Kyatt hat, Kyatt top, Kyatt legs, Rune axe	Best subject: maths.
1337sp34kr	63		Rune Axe, Polar camo top, Polar camo legs	He was an unfortunate victim who was killed during the Draynor Bank Robbery heisted by the Wise Old Man. The image is taken from the Bank Robbery, not from Gnomecopter Tours.

[edit] Castle Wars

Name	Level	Image	Equipment	Other notes
Abstractclas	72	Image	Red dragonhide armour, Ranger Boots, Magic Shortbow	Today we will be learning the art of abstractism.
Boolean	101	Image	Fighter Torso, bandos tassets, Dragon Boots, Amulet Of Glory, Bandos Godsword	This is probably a reference to the Boolean datatype in computer programming. The datatype can hold one of two values - "true" or "false". The combat level may also be a reference to the same, as Boolean values are internally stored by single zeroes or ones.
Morrisnorris	83	Image	Equipment	Notes
Nullpointer	61	Image	Equipment	A programming joke; a null pointer is something which points to nothing.
Ketchuppl0x	108	Image	Equipment	Pass the ketchup please.
Stress Diva	79	Image	Guthan's chainskirt, Guthan's helm, Guthan's platebody, Guthan's warspear, Rune boots	Notes
Treadsoftly	106	Image	Equipment	Walking on thin ice.
Evil Wibbler	69	Image	Snakeskin armour, Dorgeshuun crossbow, Elemental shield	Notes
Bigbluebox	93	Image	Red d'hide body, Red d'hide chaps, amulet of accuracy, dark bow, dragon arrows, and unknown boots.	This NPC's name could be a reference to Doctor Who's TARDIS.
Funorbrox	126		Ancient staff, Ahrim's robetop and Robeskirt, Amulet of Fury, Infinity boots, Barrows gloves, Mage's book	She can be found near the bridge on the red team's end of the central island casting Ancients spells on the nearby blue team players. Her name is in reference to Funorb, another gaming site Jagex released some weeks before. This player is also wearing what is said to be the best Magic Armour in the game.
Knickknack	87	Image	Equipment	This NPC's name is a reference to the 'This old man' nursery rhyme. The next 4 names on the list carry on the phrases from the song.
Paddywhack	63	Image	Equipment	This NPC's name is a reference to the 'This old man' nursery rhyme. The next 3 names on the list carry on the phrases from the song.
Giveadog	81	Image	Equipment	This NPC's name is a reference to the 'This old man' nursery rhyme. The next 2 names on the list carry on the phrases from the song.
Abone	74	Image	Equipment	This NPC's name is a reference to the 'This old man' nursery rhyme. The next name on the list carries on the phrases from the song.
Rollinghome	112	Image	Abyssal whip, Verac's brassard, Verac's plateskirt, Amulet of glory, Dragon sq shield, and Dragon boots.	This NPC's name is a reference to the 'This old man' nursery rhyme. This is the last phrase from the song.
Fixmydoorup	91	Image	Equipment	This may be a reference to the Construction skill.
Doorbellpl0x	52	Image	White decorative armour, White decorative legs, Rune scimitar, Amulet of power, and Rune boots.	This may also be a reference to the Construction skill, as well as the player above.
Windstrike32	91	Image	Equipment	I need 1 air and 1 mind please.
Badgerfreak	118	Image	Equipment	notes
Bluehairlass	85	Image	Equipment	Notes
Donkey Wrong	93	Image	Splitbark body, Legs and Boots, Amulet of Glory, Dragon Square Shield and Ancient staff.	His name is referenced to Donkey Kong.
Frondlike	103	Image	Spined body, Chaps, Gloves and Boots, Amulet of Glory and Seercull.	Notes
Happy Spud	112		Dragonfire Shield, Amulet of Glory, Rune Crossbow, Karil's leathertop, Karil's leatherskirt	Beat the Controller of Potatoes.
Creapantic	101	Image	Black d'hide body, Black d'hide chaps, Amulet of glory, Crystal bow, and unknown boots.	Notes
Nobodyhere	82	Image	Red d'hide body, Red d'hide chaps, Amulet of power, Magic shortbow, Rune arrows, and Ranger boots.	Everybody's gone
Freakypeaky	31	Image	Equipment	Notes
Wolfy Lars	Level	Image	Equipment	Notes
Dan the Tiny	Level	Image	Equipment	Notes
Val Razz	72	Image	Equipment	Notes
Mythmaster	87	Image	Green d'hide trimmed set, Dark bow, and Infinity boots.	This character is named after a real runescape player, Mythik Mastr. It also has the name of another runescape player by the name of: Myth Master2 who is also level 87. This player has made a youtube video about it
Trunka Lex	86	Image	Dark bow, Red dragonhide armour, Red Boots, Amulet of accuracy	Notes
Ilikekebabs	76	Image	Equipment	I like pie.
Spacebadgers	53	Image	Equipment	NASA's new space flight test...
2scompany	76	Image	Dragon longsword, Zamorak plateskirt, Rune platebody, Amulet of strength, Rune boots, and red gloves.	This is a reference to a famous phrase. 2's company, the next name, 3's a crowd, and the name after that, 4's just silly.
3sacrowd	103	Image	Verac's brassard, Verac's plateskirt, Abyssal whip, Dragon boots, Amulet of glory, and Black defender.	This is a reference to a famous phrase. 2's company, the next name, 3's a crowd, and the name after that, 4's just silly.
4sjustsilly	103	Image	Infinity robes, Master wand, Amulet of fury, and Mage's book.	This is a reference to a famous phrase. 2's company, the next name, 3's a crowd, and the name after that, 4's just silly.
Roadblocked	68	Image	Granite body, Granite legs, Granite shield, Amulet of defence, Dragon dagger (p++), and unknown boots.	Let's take the detour.
Heresjohnny	118	Image	Equipment	Heresjohnny may be a reference to Stephen King's famous book and film, The Shining. It could also be a reference to The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
Matt Blitzer	138	Image	Equipment	Notes
Mogglewump	105	Image	Guthan's platebody and chainskirt, Barrows gloves, Dragon boots, Amulet of Glory, Rune defender, and Abyssal Whip.	Notes
Renderorder	61	Image	Equipment	Notes
Helphelphelp	76	Image	Equipment	Help's on the way.
Readheadmonky	81	Image	Equipment	He is the only player to actually die. Everybody else somehow is able to heal constantly. Note the fact his name has 13 letters, 1 above the legitimate limit of 12.
Wallscaler	62	Image	Equipment	Too much sugar.
Stopthief	76	Image	Equipment	Lil' old lady with a handbag.