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Cosmic Being
Cosmic Being
Release date 11 July 2006 (Update)
Race Cosmic Entity
Members only Yes
Quest NPC No
Location Cosmic Plane
Sells items No
Gender Female
Examine A highly enlightened being.
Cosmic Being chathead

Bubrezankaldargarez'jk the Cosmic Being (nicknamed "Bub") can be found in the Cosmic Entity Plane during A Fairy Tale Part II. When asked “What universal mystery are you pondering today?” she may give one of the following responses:

  • Where do flies go at night?
  • Have you ever flicked through a dictionary and afterwards felt really depressed by how much you don't know?
  • Do other birds speak pigeon pidgin?
  • Political philosophy is an oxymoron.
  • Why are yawns contagious?
  • Do sick days include when you're sick of work?
  • To be is to be the value of a variable.
  • How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
  • Where does a snake's tail begin?
  • How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
  • If you're halfway from here to there, which is which?

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