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Christmas cracker joke detail

The Christmas cracker joke was an item obtained from the big cracker pull in Lumbridge crater during the 2014 Christmas event. It could be read to hear a pun. Each joke was a different item and they did not stack with different jokes in the bank.

JokesEdit

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Set up Punchline
How do bandosians enter a boss room aggressively? They use the Graar-door!
How do you gain entry to the home of the monkeys? You have to pay the Apes Atoll!
How does Santa defeat Vorago? He uses the Maul of Snowmens.
What do you do if you can't kill a boss? Move onto the Nex one!
What quest ended with a raffle and a bouncy castle? Fête of the Gods!
What's the Elder God's favorite music? Jazz!
Which boss monster would you most likely find in a workshop? A rack o'saws!
Why couldn't the ranger kill Nex? He didn't bring Za-ryte bow!
Why do people try to mine the Barrows? To get to Dha-rocks!
Why does Vorago eat shark and shrimp pizza? Because he likes the size mix!
Why is the elven marketplace always sad? It's full of cry-stalls!

TriviaEdit

  • The punchline "A rack o'saws!" only works in non-rhotic accents, in which an 'r' after a vowel and not preceding another vowel is dropped. Thus, the pronunciation of the boss "Araxxor" might be pronounced like "A rack saw" in a non-rhotic accent. For speakers with rhoticity, this joke would not make much sense because "Araxxor" would be pronounced "A rack sar/sore"

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