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Chaos Elemental Letter 3 was a Letter to the Chaos Elemental included in the Postbag 9. It can be found in Postbag from the Hedge 9, released 1 August 2006.

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Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird

Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word
Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches
Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches

Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely
Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly
Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river
Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver

Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores
Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores
Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil
Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval

Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker’s head
Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead.

 
Chaos Elemental Postbag 12

Translation Edit

Phrase Meaning Update
Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird Release of Eagles' Peak quest (alternatively release of the Chicken costume) Eagles' Peak (Easter Antics
Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word Referring to the release of the Hunter skill and the Eagles' Peak ferret update. HUNTER SKILL!
Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches 12 Willow branches are a requirement in Enlightened Journey Enlightened Journey
Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches Referring to Bandos being defeated in the God Wars Dungeon God Wars Dungeon
Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely New graphics update to imps Concerning imps and other things...
Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly Refers to the curator in the Varrock Museum, and its release. Varrock's New Look
Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river Referring to Jatizso attempting to defeat the Ice troll king in The Fremennik Isles quest Fremennik Isles
Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver Picking up arrows with the Ava's attractor (undead quiver) Animal Magnetism
Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores Shantay Claws from the 2006 Christmas Event Christmas Update!
Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores Referring to the long wait for the Summoning skill, then planned to be named Animal Lore[source needed] Summoning!
Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil Penguin agents from the quest, Cold War What's black and white and goes green when it's finished?
Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval Using hands to catch sharks with Barbarian Training Barbarian Training
Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker's head Fishing Trawler update and a new sea slug quest, The Slug Menace Cows, Chickens, Rabbits and the Fishing Trawler & Slug Menace
Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead. Discontinuation of the Drunken Dwarf random event. Random Event Update and More

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