Chaos Elemental Letter 1 was the first Letter to the Chaos Elemental included in the Postbag from the Hedge . It can be found in Postbag 5, released 28 March 2006 , just over a month after the release of the Chaos Elemental itself.
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Go. It smells like quarter past. Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli! Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? Duckling ugly an was once there. Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? 15 at the last count. Did it ask a question? Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness. Chompy make da bestest yums! No, it seeks the blade. Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!
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Translation [ ]
Phrase
Meaning
Update
Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been?
Referring to the Killerwatt update.
Updates, updates and more updates...
Duckling ugly an was once there - There once was an ugly Duckling
Similar to the title of the quest, Swan Song .
Return of the Wise Old Man!
Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello?
Soahc is Chaos backwards, Jas is referring to the Stone of Jas , which both relate to the quest, While Guthix Sleeps
While Guthix Sleeps
15 at last count
Refers to the 15 known Mahjarrat in Zemouregal's notes , from The Curse of Arrav .
The Curse of Arrav
Did it ask a question?
The doors in the Stronghold of Security that ask questions.
Security and free-to-play update - the Stronghold of Security
Bizarre boron swell
Anagram, rearranges to "Zaros will be reborn" . From the quest, The Temple at Senntisten .
The Temple at Senntisten
Chompy make da bestest yums!
Referring to Gu'Tanoth , specifically a graphical update.
Behind the Scenes - December (2006)
No, it seeks the blade.
Referring to the Dragon 2h sword .
Updates, updates and more updates...
Stop the shifter, torcher and penance!
Refers to the minigames Pest Control and Barbarian Assault
Pest Control , Barbarian Assault
Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be.
Referring to the Trouble Brewing minigame.
Trouble Brewing
Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. (Refers to the Fairy Tale quest series )
Referring to the quest, Fairytale II - Cure a Queen .
Fairy Tale II - Cure a Queen
My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden.
Referring to the quest, My Arm's Big Adventure and the minigame, Sorceress's Garden
Would you like to see My Arm? , A sq'irk a day...
Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!
Referring to the addition of the Wilderness Ditch to the Wilderness . Also interesting to note the "Tanath cur" is a phrase in the Skavid language.
Wilderness Ditch
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