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Captain Lawgof
Captain Lawgof
Release date 27 May 2003 (Update)
Race Dwarf
Members Yes
Quest NPC Dwarf Cannon
Location Coal truck mining site
Sells items No
Gender Male
Examine The head honcho around here.
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Captain Lawgof is an elderly Dwarven Black Guard Captain who can be found in charge of the Coal truck mining site west of Seers' Village. Members can speak to him to start the Dwarf Cannon quest.

Lawgof answers to Supreme Commander Bisi, who leads the Black Guard from Keldagrim. His status as captain likely puts him right below the commanders who typically oversee larger settlements in the Dwarven Realm. Lawgof is frustrated about the goblin attack on the coal mines west of Seers' Village, but is not much of a help as he yells orders at his subordinates instead of helping them.


  • His name is a pun on the words "Log Off".
  • He used to yell ridiculous orders at the dwarves, such as "Don't just do something, stand there!', which is a Spoonerism of the phrase "Don't just stand there, do something!". However this was corrected at an unknown date before 11 November 2011; he now yells the corrected, "Don't just stand there, do something!".
  • Lawgof was formerly referred to as "Commander Lawgof," but this changed at an unknown point in time.

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