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**'''Brassica Prime:''' I see you have chosen to deny the truth of divine deliciousness. Your foolishness will pass in time. |
**'''Brassica Prime:''' I see you have chosen to deny the truth of divine deliciousness. Your foolishness will pass in time. |
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*''If sided with Marimbo'' |
*''If sided with Marimbo'' |
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| − | **'''Brassica Prime:''' Banana-consuming heathen! Begone from my nutritious sight, lest |
+ | **'''Brassica Prime:''' Banana-consuming heathen! Begone from my nutritious sight, lest smiting ensue. |
**'''Player:''' Who are you? |
**'''Player:''' Who are you? |
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***'''Brassica Prime:''' I am Brassica Prime! You're welcome. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' I am Brassica Prime! You're welcome. |
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***'''Brassica Prime:''' Deliciousness is the source of my power. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' Deliciousness is the source of my power. |
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***'''Brassica Prime:''' For deliciousness infuses every micro-cabbage that forms the world around us. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' For deliciousness infuses every micro-cabbage that forms the world around us. |
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| − | ***'''Brassica Prime:''' It flows through the cosmos, infusing every |
+ | ***'''Brassica Prime:''' It flows through the cosmos, infusing every living thing - thus binding them together. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' From the tiniest, humblest cabbage on this world to the giant space-cabbages that will soon arrive to enslave humanity, all are connected by the deliciousness. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' From the tiniest, humblest cabbage on this world to the giant space-cabbages that will soon arrive to enslave humanity, all are connected by the deliciousness. |
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***'''Brassica Prime:''' Truly to be the most delicious is to wield this power. The power to create and destroy. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' Truly to be the most delicious is to wield this power. The power to create and destroy. |
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***'''Brassica Prime:''' Oh. Them. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' Oh. Them. |
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***'''Brassica Prime:''' Yes, they are quite troubling. However, I am going to allow them to exist, despite their not eating cabbage. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' Yes, they are quite troubling. However, I am going to allow them to exist, despite their not eating cabbage. |
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| − | ***'''Brassica Prime:''' For truly I am the source of all |
+ | ***'''Brassica Prime:''' For truly I am the source of all mercy as well as deliciousness. |
**'''Player:''' Why should I follow you? |
**'''Player:''' Why should I follow you? |
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| − | **'''Player:'' Why are you fighting Marimbo? |
+ | **'''Player:''' Why are you fighting Marimbo? |
**'''Player:''' That's everything. |
**'''Player:''' That's everything. |
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***'''Brassica Prime:''' Deliciousness be with you. |
***'''Brassica Prime:''' Deliciousness be with you. |
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Revision as of 02:39, 19 April 2014
During April Fools 2009
- When summoned
- Brassica Prime: Hooray!
- When talked-to
- Brassica Prime: I am deeply impressed that one of my little friends has been brought so far. Here: Have a cabbage.
- Player: Thanks, I guess.
After 30 kicks of the Gilded Cabbage
- Brassica Prime: Your persistence pleases Brassica Prime. I share my power with you, World Guardian.
After Missing, Presumed Death
- Player: Brassica Prime!
- Player: Why are you still here?
- Brassica Prime: Can't a cabbage just relax and enjoy the scenery for once? I like the feel of this cushion on my leaves.
- Brassica Prime: You know what this place is missing though? A cabbage patch!
- Player: Why didn't you flee when the dragonkin attacked?
- Brassica Prime: Everyone knows cabbage beats fire. I had nothing to worry about!
- Player: Erm, I think it's the other way round...
- Brassica Prime: A bit of fire couldn't hurt me. A roasted cabbage is a delicious cabbage, and deliciousness is power!
- Player: Will you try to win the Stone of Jas?
- Brassica Prime: You mean the Cabbage of a Thousand Truths? Hah, I - BRASSICA PRIME - have no need for such devices. I command the power of highly concentrated nutrients. There is no greater force in all of creation.
- Player: Why didn't you talk to the other gods?
- Brassica Prime: Other gods? I am the god of all cabbages, what other gods do you speak of?
- Player: The ones who were here before... Saradomin, Zamorak, Bandos-
- Brassica Prime: Oh, the fleshy giants! They had assembled to meet the all mighty cabbage, Brassica Prime!
- Player: Goodbye.
- Player: Why are you still here?
Cabbage Facepunch Bonanza
- If unaligned:
- Brassica Prime: Behold! My deliciousness is manifest! When your awe has subsided, speak to the gardener and plead to join my army.
- If sided with Brassica Prime
- Brassica Prime: What are you doing? My deliciousness diminishes every moment!
- If sided with the Godless
- Brassica Prime: I see you have chosen to deny the truth of divine deliciousness. Your foolishness will pass in time.
- If sided with Marimbo
- Brassica Prime: Banana-consuming heathen! Begone from my nutritious sight, lest smiting ensue.
- Player: Who are you?
- Brassica Prime: I am Brassica Prime! You're welcome.
- Brassica Prime: I am the lord of delicious. Wielder of my sacred nutrition. This world's cabbages lie under my domain.
- Player: Just cabbages?
- Brassica Prime: Of course not 'just' cabbages. All cabbage-kind and all cabbage-related things are mine to control.
- Brassica Prime: For instance, is this world not shaped like a giant cabbage?
- Brassica Prime: Is this giant, glowing cabbage in the sky not the source of light an heat in this world?
- Brassica Prime: Do not the fields contain unbroken rows of cabbages as far as the eyes can see?
- Brassica Prime: Are not the mountains filled with delicious veins of pure cabbage ore?
- Player: ...not really, no.
- Brassica Prime: Then you must look harder!
- Player: What is the source of your power? Only available after you've chosen another option
- Brassica Prime: Deliciousness is the source of my power.
- Brassica Prime: For deliciousness infuses every micro-cabbage that forms the world around us.
- Brassica Prime: It flows through the cosmos, infusing every living thing - thus binding them together.
- Brassica Prime: From the tiniest, humblest cabbage on this world to the giant space-cabbages that will soon arrive to enslave humanity, all are connected by the deliciousness.
- Brassica Prime: Truly to be the most delicious is to wield this power. The power to create and destroy.
- Brassica Prime: And as the most delicious of gods, I am the font of this delicious power.
- Brassica Prime: From me spills all the deliciousness in creation.
- Brassica Prime: Now do you see why I am truly the mightiest of gods?
- Player: Tell me about your followers.
- Brassica Prime: What kind of a question is that? All people are my people, although some do not know it yet.
- Brassica Prime: All those who eat of the leaves of my cabbage brethren are mine to command.
- Brassica Prime: The mighty rabbit. The fearsome gerbil. The noble, yet lowly worm. The voracious caterpillars. The vegetarian humans.
- Brassica Prime: Although I have also heard that there are tales of some creatures who shun the taste of cabbage. Even some who do not eat it for every meal!
- Brassica Prime: But I see through these lies for what they are. Nothing can exist without cabbage. I have foreseen it.
- Player: What about those monkeys?
- Brassica Prime: Oh. Them.
- Brassica Prime: Yes, they are quite troubling. However, I am going to allow them to exist, despite their not eating cabbage.
- Brassica Prime: For truly I am the source of all mercy as well as deliciousness.
- Player: Why should I follow you?
- Player: Why are you fighting Marimbo?
- Player: That's everything.
- Brassica Prime: Deliciousness be with you.