|Also known as||King of the Cabbages|
|Examine||All hail Brassica Prime!|
Brassica Prime is the god of all cabbages and is, as such, a giant cabbage. Aside from the fact Brassica Prime's main followers are cabbages, little is known of the god, including where he came from or how he ascended to godhood.
The fact Brassica Prime is a cabbage makes him appear quite weak, for a god. However, his seemingly laughable strength may not be representative of the god's full potentials, seeing that, as Juna, a Guardian of Guthix, says: "the vegetables of Guthix are not to be underestimated." Nevertheless, Brassica Prime is generally considered one of the weakest gods. He isn't widely known to most of Gielinor's non-cabbage inhabitants either.
Brassica seems to be a benevolent god and rewarding to those who treat his followers well. He first appeared during the 2009 April Fools event, wherein the cabbages of Gielinor celebrated their religion and began jumping around their farms with intense joy, exclaiming various phrases. If you would kick one of three cabbages from the Falador Farm to Oo'glog, Brassica himself would appear and reward you with another cabbage for "looking after one of [his] followers so well". Brassica would then disappear after about half a minute in a flash of fireworks.
Summoning Brassica Prime was, by some, considered not worth it. This is because of the great distance between the two places, the reward, and how some people kicked cabbages away from their owners just to annoy them. However, many people feel proud of their achievement of kicking or tapping a cabbage from Draynor Village (where the cabbage field is) all the way to Oo'glog.
- Brassica Prime was first mentioned during the 2007 April Fools fake Behind the Scenes as a joke, described as the level 11 giant cabbage boss, who could be fought after passing a dungeon with level 2 cabbage spawn and level 5 cabbage knights.
- Brassica is the genus for cabbages. Brassica prima is Latin for "First cabbage".
- Brassica Prime did not seem to be affected by the Edicts of Guthix, though this is likely due to his lack of ability to upset balance, just as the Desert Pantheon was allowed to stay due to their lesser power in comparison to that of the banished gods. Brassica's staying may also have something to do with the fact Guthix favours cabbages, even considering them sacred, hinting Brassica's presence may be related to something with maintaining the natural balance Guthix strived to forever uphold.
A † denotes that a god is deceased