Braindeath 'rum', also known as Artificially Produced Hyper Condensed Sweetened 'Rum' Flavour Distillate, is a drink made by brewers and found as a drop from Zombie pirates, Sorebones and General malpractitioners. It may also be purchased from both bars on Mos Le'Harmless, and after Rocking Out, from Port Sarim's pub, for 30 coins. Drinking it yields the message, "With a sense of impending doom you drink the 'rum'. You try very hard not to die." It heals 820 life points and gives the following effects:
After completing Rocking Out, players may buy 'rum' at The Rusty Anchor Inn in Free-to-play worlds, but they will be unable to drink it as it is a members-only item.
Even with all the disgusting ingredients used to make the 'rum', it still heals some lifepoints when you are hurt. However, the decreases in most combat skills makes it unwise to use it as emergency healing (not to mention that it has a small delay after consumption before the stat changes take place).
Despite being a drink of sorts, it makes the "crunching" sound when consumed, as if it were solid food. This may or may not be the corpse of the fever spider in the drink.