Big Ben is an organiser of the Diamond Jubilee, who needs help from the player in the Cryptic Clue Fest IV to finish preparations for the procession. Essjay is his assistant. He wears the Queen's Guard outfit.
- His name and examine text are a reference to Big Ben, the bell in the clock tower of the Palace of Westminster.
- He is dressed in a Beefeater uniform, a traditional uniform of the royal guards worn on special occasions such as the Jubilee.
- Big Ben is based on Mod MMG.