|Release date||3 July 2007 (Update)|
|Location||North of Baxtorian Falls|
|Unlock hint||This track unlocks while learning barbarian skills.|
|Instruments||strings, voices, clarinet, bassoon, brass section, bass drum, snare drum, cymbals|
- This track's title is a portmanteau of "barbarian" and "haywire" (something gone crazy). It also functions as a pun on barbed wire.