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Balnea

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Balnea
File:Balnea.png
Race Human
Members NPC? Yes
Quest NPC? Yes - As a First Resort...
Location Oo'glog bank
Sells items? No
Skill requirement? None
Quest requirement? None
Gender Female
Examine She looks like she means business.
Notable features She is the leader of the spa facilities in Oo'glog.

Balnea Thermaenni Caldarium runs the ogress spa in Oo'glog and can be found in the bank. In the As A First Resort quest, players help her get the spa ready for the grand opening. She is the daughter of a taverner in Yanille. (presumably the one encountered during the Zogre Flesh Eaters quest)

[edit] Dialogue before doing quest

Talk-to Balnea option:

  • Hi there!
  • Balnea: I'm ever so busy at the moment; please come back after the grand opening.
  • What grand opening?
  • Balnea: I'm sorry, I really can't spare the time to talk to you.
  • Uh, sure.

Talk-to Ogress banker option:

  • Ogress banker: ...
  • Excuse me, can I get some service here, please?
  • Ogress banker: GRAAAAAH! You go away, human! Me too busy with training to talk to puny thing like you.
  • Balnea: I do apologise, sir/madam. We're temporarily unable to meet your banking needs.
  • Balnea: We'll be open just as soon as we realise our customer experience goals and can guarantee the high standards of service that you expect from all branches of the Bank of RuneScape.
  • What did you just say to me?
  • Balnea: We're closed until I can teach these wretched creatures some manners.
  • Ah, right. Good luck with that.

[edit] Trivia

  • Balnea's name refers to the Latin word for bath, an appropriate title for someone working in the spas of Oo'glog.
  • Much of Balnea's dialogue consists of business jargon and buzzwords.