Attempt to steal from any stall in Ardougne Market, or from any guard
Steal some silk from the silk stall - keep silk until later.
Attempt to picklock a certain door east of the gem stall in Ardougne's marketplace
Go up the stairs
Attempt to steal a nature rune from a chest in Ardougne
Head back down and then north of the market
Talk to the Chief servant at the servants' guild to find out about servants for your house
Head east from here
Have Wizard Cromperty teleport you to the essence mine
Head south of the market
Buy a skewered kebab from the Poison Arrow pub
Sail from East Ardougne to Karamja
Sail to and back from Karamja. 60 coins if you pay - 30 coins with Karamja Gloves 1 or above - Free with Ring of Charos(a). Sailing back also helps with the easy Karamja tasks.
Kill your own Jade Vine after the Back to my Roots quest
If you do not have one planted, you need a Jade Vine seed, seed dibber and compost. It takes on average 12 hours to grow, and up to 2 1/2 hours after it's health has been checked to become a wild Jade Vine.
Equip dragonhide armour, and prayer boosting items. Take food, prayer potions, an anti-poison, secateurs, and a hatchet.
Sell silk to the silk trader in Ardougne for 60gp each
Sell the silk you stole earlier - if he shouts you were the one who stole the silk, wait a few more minutes - then head west
Buy a water-filled vial from the general store run by Aemad and Kortan
Head to the zoo
Have a zookeeper put you in Ardougne Zoo's monkey cage
Wear your monkey greegree then speak to a monkey minder.
Spend some Penguin Points with Larry (or Chuck) at Ardougne Zoo
Speak with Chuck or Larry if you have any penguin points.
Cross the River Dougne using the log balance.
Head north until you see a shortcut icon on the minimap and walk across the log balance.
Teleport to the Wilderness using the lever in Ardougne
Bank your items, then teleport back to Ardougne and go to West Ardougne
Attempt to steal blood runes from the chest in the chaos druid tower's dungeon
Steal from chest, cross log balance
After Meeting History, return to the past and talk to Sarah about Herblore
Head to the North-West corner of the sheep furnace above Ardougne. Walk 3 steps west and go to Past B. Your must be wearing nothing and have an empty inventory (except the Enchanted Key) to be able to travel to the past. Talk to Sarah, go back to the present then head east.
Pickpocket the master farmer north of Ardougne
Located west of the Farm Shop. Head to the farming patch afterwards.
Pick watermelons from the Farming patch north of Ardougne
If you don't have watermelons planted, bring 3-6 seeds, some compost, seed dibber, nasturtiums or white lilies to protect from disease. 70 minutes to grow.
Items needed: Pickaxe. Net or rod (tool belt works). Bracelet of Combat or Necklace of Skills. Armour and a weapon. Lunar or Dramen Staff.
Sell some rubium to Ezekial Lovecraft in Witchaven
Head to the dungeon between Witchaven and Ardougne. Head through the gap, and follow the passage (or use the agility shortcut) until you get to a pair of statues. Take the doors into a room and follow these until you get to a railway. Head to the other side and through the door to mine some rubium. Sell to the fish shop.
Catch a fish at the Fishing Platform using either a net or rod
Speak with Holgart or Jeb to get to the platform. Fish with a net or rod then head back.
Mine some coal from the rocks east of Ardougne
Be sure to have a pickaxe with you, then head to the Legends Guild
Recharge a bracelet of combat or a necklace of skills at the Legends' Guild
After recharging jewellery, head to the basement.
Kill a shadow warrior in the Legends' Guild basement
Be sure to have armour and a weapon with you.
Enter the unicorn pen in Ardougne Zoo using the fairy rings
Use code B-I-S. Be sure you have a Lunar or Dramen Staff equipped. After visiting the unicorn pen, put in code D-J-P.
Items needed: 1 Unicorn Horn, 1 Cowhide. 1 raw Swordfish, 1 raw Chicken. 1 raw Cave Eel, 1 Giant Frog Legs
Kill a swordchick in the Tower of Life
Raw Swordfish and Uncooked Chicken in the SW Corner
Kill a frogeel in the Tower of Life
Giant Frog Legs (level 99 Frogs in Lumbridge Dungeon/Cellar swamps) and a raw Cave Eel (can be caught in Lumbridge Dungeon/Swamps with fishing rod and bait). Killed on the West side. Careful not to eat the frog legs!
Kill a unicow in the Tower of Life
Unicorn Horn and Cowhide in the NW corner. Head to the monastery next.
Pop a balloon in the monastery south of Ardougne
Talk to Brother Omad to make some balloons drop. Head outside and SE.
Use the Air Guitar emote near the musician outside the monastery south of Ardougne
After using emote, head to the mining area at Port Khazard
Use the Summoning obelisk to the east of the Fight Arena
You do not need to have your summoning bar down to use the obelisk. Head to the Port Khazard boat platform.
Talk to Tindel Marchant about identifying swords
Tindel is located just north of the Charter Ships.
Go out fishing on the Fishing Trawler
You do not need to actually win, just start a game; however...
If you can catch manta rays (either naturally or boosted), then DO finish the game. Boost before checking the net!
Items needed: Lunar Spellbook, 1 Law Rune, 2 Astral Runes, 6 Earth Runes. 1 Net, 1 Rope. 1 or more Pure Essence. Armour and Weapon. Papaya or Coconut seed. Plant Pot, Watering Can, Hatchet.
Cast the Ourania Teleport spell
1 Law, 2 Astral, 6 Earth runes. If not used previously, you will have to first speak to Baba Yaga.
Catch a red salamander from the Hunter area outside of Ourania Altar
1 Net, 1 rope.
Craft some runes at Ourania Altar
Head inside, taking preferred route (easy but long, or hard but short). Head back out.
Kill something on the Khazard Battlefield
Anything. Afterwards, head towards the Tree Gnome Village.
Pick a papaya or coconut from the fruit tree patch near Tree Gnome Village
If you don't have one already, bring a papaya/coconut seed, a plant pot, a watering can, compost and a trowel. After this, if you are still on Lunar Spellbook you may want to teleport home and get back on regular magics.