|Release date||27 February 2002 (Update)|
|Quest NPC||Heroes' Quest|
|Sells items||The Shrimp and Parrot|
|Examine|| Smartly dressed, and ready to deliver food.|
Alfonse the waiter is the waiter of The Shrimp and Parrot restaurant in Brimhaven. Alfonse is quite well-mannered, which is unusual as the population of Brimhaven consists primarily of pirates and thieves, which has resulted in him being alienated. His store, The Shrimp and Parrot, stocks 10 herring, cod, tuna, lobster, swordfish, and cooked karambwan.