Achmed the Brutally Violent is a pirate captain of the Eastern Sea. Noted for his brutal behaviour towards his crew, Achmed is feared by both his allies and enemies.

Achmed has been known to select an unsatisfactory crewmember to raise his Ex-ex-parrot. Recently, 50 Ships Mufassah obtained the parrot. Players who have completed Rocking Out can speak to Mufassah to obtain the ex-parrot, which they can raise if they have 71 Summoning. Mufassah states that Achmed will be docking in Mos Le'Harmless soon, and that if his parrot has not been cared for there will be "consequences".