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A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan was removed from RuneScape after an update, but still exists in-game for those who had obtained it.

A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan was a note with a mis-fortune obtained from The Mighty Zoltan machine at the Spring Fayre.

All mis-fortunes started with "The great Zoltan speaks!" This was followed by the message and finally a small disclaimer: "All fortunes are final and cannot be returned. Terms and conditions apply."

Collecting all tickets did not unlock any titles.[1]

Number Mis-fortune GE price
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (1-17) 1 When you're on top of the world it's all downhill from there. 23
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (2-17) 2 What if you've already peaked? 20
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (3-17) 3 Some people are always the worst dressed in the room. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (4-17) 4 To avoid criticism do nothing. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (5-17) 5 All things have an end. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (6-17) 6 Abandon all hope. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (7-17) 7 Keep your expectations reasonable. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (8-17) 8 Today is the youngest you will ever be. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (9-17) 9 The first step towards failure is trying. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (10-17) 10 Just because you're unique doesn't mean you are useful. 20
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (11-17) 11 What doesn't break you today will try again tomorrow. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (12-17) 12 Change isn't always good. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (13-17) 13 If at first you don't succeed, give up. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (14-17) 14 There is always a 'U' in failure. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (15-17) 15 Life is like a circle; pointless. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (16-17) 16 You look like a Dungeoneering floor, because everyone will abandon you. 19
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (17-17) 17 Nothing interesting happens. 23

TriviaEdit

  • Misfortune 3 was changed from "You will die alone and poorly dressed." to "Some people are always the worst dressed in the room." within a day of release.

ReferencesEdit

  1. ^ Mod Kalaya. "Spring Fayre." 24-Apr-2017 12:37:32. RuneScape Forums. Archived from the original on 25-04-2017.

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