|Release date||24 July 2006 (Update)|
|Quest NPC||Lunar Diplomacy|
|Examine|| A stickler for hygiene in the kitchen.|
He appears to have limited knowledge of non-culinary matters. He believes information to be a type of drink and jinxes to be a type of vegetable. He seems to have a deep hatred for vegetables, calling them "cursed foreign vegetables", "evil domestic vegetables", and "vegetable vegetables". He also distrusts any food that he did not personally prepare.
- ^ 'Beefy' Burns, "Lunar Diplomacy", RuneScape. "Wussat? Some kind of alkyhol? If'n it ain't grog I don't be stocking it!"
- ^ a b 'Beefy' Burns, "Lunar Diplomacy", RuneScape. "The Moon Clan yer say? Ah, well I dinna know much about them folks, when everyone else went to that there big old feast I stayed aboard the ship... I gots ter be honest, I never trust any food I ain't prepared meself!"